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Amaphoyinti Bullet Nemigqa Ye-Punch ka-Lee Camp

NguDavid Swanson, ngoFebruwari 20, 2020

Ngokuvamile kunzima ukubika ngezepolitiki yase-US nohulumeni onobuso obuqondile. Kunzima ngisho nokubika ngombiko ojwayelekile wepolitiki yase-US nohulumeni onobuso obuqondile. Ngakho-ke okuningi kwalokho kungaphezu kokufinyelela kwengqondo. Yize kunjalo futhi kuvula namathuba okushaqisa abantu ngamaqiniso ayisisekelo.

Imakethe yesitoko ekhuphukayo akuyona into enhle. Izimpi azikhulisi amalungelo abantu. Izindlela ezintsha zikaLoony zokunikeza wonke umuntu usizo lwezempilo kanye nemfundo sekuzanywe amashumi amaningi eminyaka emazweni amaningi, ukuzenza zathembeka kakhulu futhi zasendulo kunokuthola ukugcina inkampani yakho yomshuwalense wezempilo oyithandayo nesikweletu sabafundi. Amaphekula amaSulumane awekho ezinsongelweni eziphezulu ze-1,000 empilweni yakho. Ama-akhawunti we-Facebook waseRussia awekho emathonyeni akhohlisayo ayi-10,000 okhethweni lwaseMelika. Inani lemali elisetshenziswa yiPentagon minyaka yonke ngu- $ 100,000 izikhathi $ 100,000 times $ 100 plus more than you can ukuqonda. UMichael Bloomberg akayena umuntu ohlaba umxhwele.

Incwadi entsha ka-Lee Camp, ama-Bullet Points kanye ne-Punch Lines, ithatha ukuphuma kwezinsuku zosuku ngamahlaya nangolaka. Inolwazi kakhulu futhi iyajabulisa, kodwa empeleni ukuthi yini eyodwa ethemba kakhulu ukuthi indlela yayo ikwazi ukufinyelela izethameli ezihlukile kulezo esele zinombono ojwayelekile wokuthi iphi iplanethi abahlala kuyo.

U-Lee Camp ungumbhali oyinhloko futhi ophethe uhlelo lwe-TV "Luphinde lwenziwe Tonight no-Lee Camp" ku-RT America. Kungani i-RT America? Kuzofanele ubuze uLee, kodwa kungenzeka ukuthi kufanelekile ukuthi impi ephikisayo ivunyelwe kumanethiwekhi kamabonakude ase-US. Ngiqonde ukuthi, yebo, kudumaza ngokumangalisayo ukubona ama-video kaKrystal Ball online esekela kunokuhlasela uBernie Sanders, kepha (1) i-inthanethi akuyona inethiwekhi yethelevishini, futhi (2) ukukhuluma noBernie akuyona into efanayo nokuba nesishoshovu sokuthula kuhlelo (kungaba ngcono noma kubi, kepha empeleni akuyona into efanayo).

U-Lee Camp uvame ukuthatha izindaba ezindabeni, imvamisa indaba engekho osomahlaya abebekhuluma kusihlwa abake bayithinte, futhi isebenzisa le ndaba ukufundisa - futhi wenza lokho engicabanga ukuthi njengokucasulwa nokuhlekisa okufanele kuphela kodwa yini iningi abantu babezobiza ngama-satire, ukubhuqa, namagama angcolile afanayo. Isibonelo, i-Camp ibukeza izexwayiso ezahlukahlukene ezesabekayo ngokuthatha ubuhlakani bokuqamba futhi kuqede ubuntu. Ngokuqhathanisa, ikhompyutha yathola ukuthi ingathola amaphuzu aphelele ekubambeni indiza iphephe ngokushayisana nayo.

“Manje-ke, mfundi othandekayo,” kubhala uCamp, “ungahle ucabange, 'Kuyesabisa - i-AI yanikezwa inhloso futhi empeleni yenza noma yini ukufika lapho.' Kodwa-ke, ingabe lokho kuhluke kakhulu kubantu? Emphakathini wethu, sinikezwe inhloso 'yokuqongelela ingcebo namandla,' futhi manje sinabantu abasebenza njengosonkontileka bezikhali kanye nama-oli amakhulu bakhulisa inhloso ngokukhuthaza futhi bakhuthaze impi nokufa emhlabeni jikelele. ”

Ngenkathi iCamp ifaka imigqa enjengale, "Kungikhumbuza isikhathi lapho ngamisa umfowethu omncane ukuthi angishaye e-The Legend of Zelda ngokujikijela ithelevishini yethu emseleni," okuvame ukuthi kube yizinto ezinkulu kakhulu ezivela lapho amahlaya engiyethemba ukuthi lizobamba abantu ngamaphaphu bese libanyakazisa, izingibe ezinjengale:

“Siphila esimweni sempi engapheli, futhi asikaze siyizwe. Ngenkathi uthola i-gelato yakho endaweni ye-hip lapho ibeka khona lawo makhasi amancanyana amahle mint ohlangothini, kukhona umuntu oziqothula ngegama lakho. Ngenkathi uphikisana nalowo oneminyaka engu-17 ubudala enkundleni yemidlalo yeshashalazi ekunikeze i-popepe encane lapho ukhokhela enkulu, kukhona umuntu ohlakazwa ngegama lakho. Ngenkathi silala futhi sidle futhi senza uthando futhi sivikele amehlo ethu ngosuku olunelanga, ikhaya lomuntu, umndeni, impilo nomzimba sekushaywa izingcezu eziyinkulungwane - ngamagama ethu. "

Lokho kusuka esahlukweni esibizwa ngokuthi "Amasosha KaTrump Drops Bomb Njalo Njalo Amaminithi ayi-12, futhi Akekho Umuntu Akhuluma Ngayo."

Isahluko esinye sibizwa nge- “American Society Be Collfall Uma Bekungengenxa Lezi Zinganekwane Ezisishiyagalombili.” Iqiniso. Kungakwenza. Funda le ncwadi ukuze ubone ukuthi ziyini izinganekwane.

Ngimdala ngokwanele ukuba ngikhumbule osomahlaya abanjengoJon Stewart owayexoxa nezelelesi zempi nabadidiyeli be-TV ngemibuzo efana nokuthi “Kwenzeka kanjani ukuba ube muhle kangaka?” bese bezithethelela ngomugqa othi “Ngingumuntu ohlekisayo nje” noma ngesimangalo esisobala ngokungathi sína sokumelana nokuthatha noma yikuphi ukuma. Indlela yamahlaya ka-Lee Camp yehlukile. Uthatha konke ukumela. Ukuyibiza ngamahlaya akumnikezi ilayisense yokuphuma. Esikhundleni salokho, imnikeza ilayisense lokuqeda ngokweqile ukwenza iphoyinti ngamandla, njengakule ncazelo yokubhekana nokuwa kwesimo sezulu:

“Izibalo zezinto zepulasitiki zezingane kufanele zincibilikiswe ingalo eyodwa ukukhombisa imiphumela yokuguquka kwesimo sezulu. Iseva yakho endaweni yokudlela enhle kufanele ifafaze isihlabathi ku-soup du jour yakho ukukukhumbuza ngokunyamalala kwamanzi ahlanzekile. U-ayisikhilimu kufanele ancedwe kuphela ancibilikise ukukhombisa amazinga okushisa anyukayo. AmaHamburger kufanele abize amadola angama-200 ukunxephezela ukukhishwa komhlaba jikelele kokulima kwasefemini. Futhi njalo lapho ushibilika eqhweni, othile kufanele akufake isibhakela ebusweni bese ememeza ethi, 'Kujabulele lokhu kusenzima!' ”

Kuyishwa ukuthi nesahluko sokuqala kule ncwadi sithola amaqiniso. Iphuzu eliyinhloko elivelayo lilungile: inani lemali iPentagon esebenza ngayo likhulu ngokungaqondakali. Kepha ama- $ 21 trillion (noma kamuva nje ama- $ 35 trillion) akuyona nje imali esetshenzisiwe; kunalokho kungukungezwa okukhohlisayo kanye nokususa okuvela kusabelomali esingamanga. Ukuthi i-AOC ibambe ongezansi ngokusho ukuthi uLee Camp uthini kulokhu hhayi ngoba abezindaba benhlangano liqukethe inqwaba yezimpisi ezingekho emthethweni, kodwa futhi yingoba wayezivumele yena kulesi sikhundla. IPentagon isebenzisa imali engenakuchazeka kwimikhuba emibi futhi ayikaze idlule ukuhlolwa kwezincwadi. Leyo isethi yamaqiniso engenakufinyeleleka ngaphandle kwesidingo sokwengezwa.

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