NguWilliam Thomas, e-USNR (Ushiye isikhundla) soMnyango Wezempi Ohlala Njalo
Okthoba 11, 2018.
ISIVIVINYO! LELONTO LINGAXHUMANA NOLWAZI KANYE OKUFUNDA IZILIMI (NGESIVIVINYO) KUFANELE LIthole
Sawubona! [phrinta igama eligcwele lomamukeli ngokucacile lapha]
Yebo, uqagele kahle. Ukube ubuhlose:
isahlukaniso umyeni ongekho / indodana eyisiwula [eyihlwaya]
Umnyango Wezempi Waphakade uyakujabulela ukukwazisa ukuthi ngeke usacabanga ukwenza umsebenzi ongathandeki, onendleko ngoba umuntu okukhulunywa ngaye akasasebenzi, kodwa oshonile kakhulu.
Uma kwenzeka usuvele ukwenzile, UNGAVULI ibhokisi elihlanganayo le-cigar njengoba liqukethe zonke izinsalela ezazisele ngemuva:
[phrinta igama nesikhundla ngokucacile lapha]
yahlukaniswa ngemicibisholo yaxoshwa ngokungafanele e-BFG * [bheka uhlu olungezansi] endaweni engenalutho ngenkathi ibamba iqhaza ekhokhweni ye-cockamamie ukukhuphuka emadwaleni okukhanya okukhanya okukhanya kwelanga ngokumelene nendawo ebiyelweyo ebanjwe izakhamizi ezithukuthele kanye nabalingani bayo abangabazi abazimisele ngokufa bavikele imindeni yabo, izinkolelo, amakhaya nezizwe eziningi ngezikhali ezenziwe ngezinhlamvu zaseMelika, izinhlamvu ezidliwayo, ukudla okwenziwe ekhaya, amadoda angcwele nokungaxhunyiwe kubuye kuqiniswe iziphikiso eziseduze nase-WDC.
Ngaphandle kwemizamo yokubonisana, noma ngisho nokulalela izikhalazo ezisemthethweni "zabokufika" bendawo abangakhulumi ulimi lwabo futhi amasiko ethu enesifiso esikhulu sokuhlonipha noma ukuqonda, le nhloso yokulahlwa yayihloselwe ukuvikela enye futhi inhloso engadingekile ukubaluleka kwezempi okwakungabanjwa noma kuthathwe isikhathi eside kunemizuzu eyi-15 noma ngabe kuthathwe, ngoba amanani aphansi okubhaliswa abesho ukuthi abalimele abahamba ngezinyawo babedingeka ukuhlasela enye ingqungquthela yobuwula.
Qiniseka ukuthi njengoba silwela ukwenza imali ethe xaxa kanye nezitha, kuzohlala kukhona enye igquma, umsele, umthombo wamafutha noma i-ville ukuze amalungu omndeni abathandayo alahlekelwe:
- izingalo
- imilenze
- ama-guts
- nati
- ubuso
- ikhanda
- ingqondo
- ukuphila
[hlola okukodwa noma ngaphezulu]
ngaphezulu.
Yonke isikweletu I-oultined embikweni wokulwa osemthethweni ocashunwe ngenhla yayalwa ngumphathi oqeqeshwe kabusha "njengomphathi jikelele" onamakhono wekhompyutha athuthukisiwe futhi engenalo ulwazi lwesiFulentshi. Ukubulawa kwayo - alikho elinye igama - kweza ngomphathi we-lieutenant coloneli ohloniphekile ofuna inkokhelo, izinzuzo kanye nokuvikelwa kobukoloni obugcwele. Noma kunjalo, njengoba ngokungangabazeki ucabanga, leli phoyisa lase livele libizwe kahle ngokuthi: "Colonel". (Futhi, i-bastard engazi lutho, i-fuck isimungulu, i-fucking idiot, i-jackass, i-colonel moonbeam, njll.)
Uzokhululeka lapho wazi ukuthi leli phoyisa elingaphansi kokulawula ngokungazelele lathola okuningi kakhulu ngamasu ama-infantry avela ku-FUBAR yakhe yakamuva ayengakaze ayicabangele phambilini. Wabelwe ukuphinda afunde, Yini Ongafanele Uyenze Kumuntu Othile Omunye Ahlaze Omunye Ukuqabula. Kodwa kuphela ngemuva kokuqeda isivivinyo esibhalwe phansi esiqinile UDick, uJane & Spot Mashi Ku-Big Parade.
(Uma lokhu kuzwakala kuwubuphukuphuku kuwe, ungazihlanganisi nebutho lezempi.)
Nomaphi lapho kunamabhuthi phansi, izakhamizi ziyafa nezikhwama zomzimba nezindiza zama-ambulensi ezithwele izingxenye zabantu zifika emakhaya. Uma kwenzeka ufisa ukuzwa eminye imininingwane yaleli phoyisa:
ukuncoma / izinkantolo-zempi [hlola ukukhetha kwakho]
indoda etholile yakho
umyeni / indodana [hlola eyodwa]
wabulawa, wasinda ekungazini kwakhe ngokuhlala kahle ngemuva. Hhayi yempi, kepha yonke i-AO.
Futhi, yebo, le-REMF eyenziwe ngegolide, eyenziwe ngegolide wenza thola ukukhushulwa kwenkundla yokulwa kwempi yakhe oyifunayo ngemuva kwezimpi. Uyekwe kwi-General Staff ukuze asize "ukuhlela" okuningi kwalokhu kuzivivinya okuzuzisa inzuzo enkulu njengokuphela kokuxoshwa okugcina okumenza angasuki emgqeni we-lasagna ngabasindile bokugcina bebutho lakhe elingasasebenzi. Ukudwayizela kuhlala kuyinkinga.
Ngaphezu kwalokho - nempi imayelana nezibalo - sicela uthathe okunye:
ukuziqhenya / ukududuza [hlola kokubili noma akukho]
ngokwazi ekujuleni kwenhliziyo yakho ecwilayo ukuthi lokhu kudoti okungapheli okungagudluki kwemishini yokwakha, imicikilisho, imindeni engenacala, ingqalasizinda yomphakathi, umnotho wezwe, imiphakathi yezemvelo, ukububula okuyisimungulu nokwenza okuhle kwenza amabhange amakhulu, abenzi bezikhali namasenator athile, ajabule kakhulu.
Kungani futhi ucabanga ukuthi siyaqhubeka nokwenza lokhu?
Ukube ubungahlosile ukwahlukanisa umyeni wakho oshonile noma ukwenqaba indodana yakho elahliwe, sicela ulume ukuzisola kwethu kokuzisola ukuthi wena nobudlelwano bakho bezezindaba namasiko wehlulekile ukukubona kukho konke ukusakazwa kwefulegi, ukudlala i-band hooh-rah! ukuthi izinsizwa nobaba behlisa ubusha babo ngommeleli nemindeni yabo edonsa ngamadolo.
Noma mhlawumbe ngenxa yokuntuleka kwabo bonke abanye amathemba, uvele nje wadinga izikwele ezintathu, lelo bhonasi elikhulu lokusayina, kanye nokukhokhwa okuqhubekayo kwanyanga zonke (ukuncishiswa okususwayo). Isikhathi sonke esaqhubeka ephila.
Kepha kukhona.
Njalo njalo.
Uma kukhona okunye esingakwenza ukwenza impilo yakho
ejabule ngokwengeziwe / engaphansi yokuzibulala [hlola eyodwa]
sicela uphendule ngokubhalela ekhelini elibuyisiwe elikhiphe kule mvilophu. Ngeke siphendule impendulo yakho ngoba asisafuni ukwenza lutho ngomuntu okukhulunywa ngaye lapha, oshaywe emihlanganweni yethu. Kodwa wena kuthanda uzizwe ungcono ngokuveza eyakho
izinyembezi zokubonga / isidingo ezivuthayo zokubuyiselwa kwemali [hlola eyodwa]
Uma unyakazisa lemvilophu ubheke phansi ufuna imali, ungazihluphi. Sisebenzisa isabelomali ngasinye samadola ayizigidigidi ezintathu esingasiboleka kumabhange ashiwo ngenhla kanye nasenzalweni yakho ukuqhumisa isihluku esizenzayo, izinhlelo zezikhali ezibizayo ezingasebenzi, ukubhekwa kwamakhaya okuphelele, iHollywood ne "network programming" kanye amabhokisi kagwayi.
Njengezimpi zethu eziyi-7 ezisuswe ngokusemthethweni e-Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Libya, Somalia naseNiger, le ncwadi iqhubeke isikhathi eside ngokwanele. Siyazi ukuthi umatasa ngemisebenzi yasekhaya nokuthi yini, ngakho-ke sizoma lapha. Njengoba nje eyakho:
umyeni / indodana [hlola eyodwa]
wama lapho.
Ngikufisela inhlanhla! Kusuka kithina sonke esihlezi amanoni futhi sigqolozele ngemuva kwamadeski aqinile kude nanoma iyiphi inkundla yempi enuka ngendiza kanye nokubulawa kwabantu endaweni ethile, siyabonga futhi ngokwabelana:
indodana / umyeni wakho
[sicela uqaphele i-oda eliguqulwe ngokungenasizathu bese uthikha ibhokisi elilodwa kuphela, ngaphandle kwalapho uvela ezweni elibomvu]
Lokhu kuyenzeka lapho amazwe engakwenzi lokho esiwayala ukuba akwenze.
Isayinwe,
US
I-PS uma kwenzeka kungumkakho noma yindodakazi yakho "ebilahliwe" ngokungadingekile kwezinye izinto ezikude ze-shithole akekho ongayisho, unayo uthole incwadi engalungile. Uyacelwa ukuthi ugcwalise lefomu i-FU-BAR 37340982OX ku-quadruplicate bese uthumela ku: Dept. Naphakade War, Misogyny For Peace, WASH. (Washes-Our-Hands-of-It), DC
Ngokwenhliziyo ebabazekayo, jabula ukuthi awukhathaleli ukunakekela ilungu lomndeni elimele noma elihlukumezeke kakhulu lize linqotshwe amanxeba alo anyantisayo, noma ekugcineni liqede imbandezelo yenu yobusuku ngokulandela okulandelayo ngaphezu kwama-20 veterans abakade bethatha impilo yabo njalo ngamahora we-24 kusukela adventure yethu yokuqala fun in igalofu Ukubuyela emuva e-1990-91.
Sekela Abaphaphi Bethu!
(Ukuthanda izwe kanye nokuzidela sikukhuthaza ngokungenasizatho futhi ngehlazo.)
IGAVISI ALUFINYELwanga EMIBHALWINI EMBILI YEMILIKI
Nalu uhlu lwamagama we-Military Porn Jargon (MPJ):
AO - Indawo Yokusebenza
BFG - Isibhamu esikhulu se-Big Fucking
ukubalwa komzimba - amasosha awagcina kanjani amaphuzu ukuze abone ukuthi ngubani “onqobayo” (bona “izakhamizi”)
izakhamizi - Izidumbu ezingekho umfaniswano noma ubudala bempi, nazo lezo zikhubazekile (yonke iminyaka)
ingqalasizinda yezakhamuzi - (amadolobha angewona amhlophe) abhuqiwe
QAPHELA - Izwekazi lase-United States
ukuncipha - Imigqumo echithekile yaphonsa imvuthuluka yokuqhekeka ematendeni ezikhulu
FUBAR - Kuhlolwe Ngaphezulu Kokulungiswa Koke
PTSD -Ukuhlukumezeka okukhulu okuvimbela izingane ukuthi zidlale ngaphandle ezindaweni eziboshwe
REMF - U-Echelon Motherfucker osemuva
imishayo - Amadivaysi aqhuma agcwele insimbi yesikhafu, amabhele ebhola, amabhodlela aphukile, i-rebar e-jagged, uthuli olunemisebe oluvela ezindlekweni ze-DU ezisetshenzisiwe, indle yamakamela, njll.
ukuvuselelwa emadolobheni - Isikhathi sasebhange ngokulimala okunenzuzo, bese kwakha ama-WDCs.
I-WDC - Izwe Elilimele Lonke
IMFAZI ALISEKI
Amaphuzu we- “Bullet” Wokubutha Okusha:
* I-7 izimpi eziqhubekayo zase-USA e 2018.
* Ezingxabanweni ezihlomile ezingama-201 e-USA kusukela ngeWWII, Ama-90% abo bonke abantu abafa “empini" kukhona izakhamizi.
* Ukubulawa kwabantu ngezimboni ngamandla “ase-US” kudlule nemiphefumulo yabantu abangaphezu kwesigidi, futhi bakhubaza futhi bashiya imikhaya eminingi, kule minyaka eyi-17 edlule. Akubalwa izakhamuzi eziyizigidi ezingama-2-3 zafa zivela endaweni ebizwa ngokuthi "iMpi Yezwe laseMelika" eVietnam, eCambodia naseLaos, kanye nemiphumela yazo eqhubekayo yokuqhuma kwamalungu omama kanye ne-Agent Orange dioxins efafazwe ngezindlela ezinkulu zezindiza ezithwala izimpahla emaphandleni amaningi emaphandleni. (Ngandlela thile kweqiwe ngokubukezwa kabusha ngomlando kukaKen Burns.) Ama-dioxins ayinto yesibili ebabayo eyenziwe ngomuntu ngemuva kwe-plutonium.
Qaphela: I-Iraq, Afghanistan kanye neGaza asindisiwe u-Agent Orange. Esikhundleni salokho, lezi zindawo zisuswa ngokuphelele yizinto zomsakazo ezingapheli futhi ezingenziwanga i-uranium (“ibhomu elingcolile”). Ungakhulelwe!
* Uma uhlala ku-CONUS futhi ukholelwa ukuthi uyakwenza hhayi hlala emphakathini ophethwe yimpi, uqiniswe ngomhlaka 24/7 ngemifanekiso yezingxabano ehlaselwe abantu abahlukumezekile, izikhuthazo zepolitiki zokuthi "sibulale" abantu abaningi abangasithandi kaningi, futhi sihlangane nabasebenzi abafake inyufomu ukuthi bangabe besacabanga ukuthi lokhu kuziphatha akulinganiseli noma akujwayelekile, ngiyacela hamba uyoba nenkulumo nawe. Kodwa hhayi ngaphambi kwakho…
* Siza ababhange abampofu kanye nabaxhasi babo bezinkampani nezombangazwe "zezimpi" ezizuzisa unomphela ngokujoyina namuhla! Khumbula, ukuphela kwendlela yokunqoba abantu abacasukile abalwela amakhaya abo - nemindeni engahlukile kangako kweyakho - ukuqothulwa kohlanga!
Ukuthola okuningi ngenkontileka endala kunazo zonke emhlabeni, sicela ubone:
Umkhuleko Wempi futhi Ukuzikhohlisa Okuphelele Kwempi - Izindatshana ezimfishane nguMark Twain (futhi uyazi ukuthi angabhala)
Impi Iyinqola ngu-USMC Jikelele uSmedley Butler. (Bukela umzuzu-9 YouTube.)
Impi Ingamandla Asinika Incazelo nguChris Hedges
Umlutha Empini (incwadi yamahlaya)
“Kungani Silwa” (DVD)
KUSUKELA KU-AUTHOR:
Ngiyasihlonipha isibindi futhi ngicela ukungabaza ukwahlulelwa kwalabo abaxabana nezwe lethu elikhuphukayo ngokumelene nezitha ezingekho emthethweni izinsongo zethu ezingapheli kanye nokucisha imililo okukhulu kukhiqiza amandla amakhulu. Ukuqonda noma ukucisha unomphela i-fanfulics efungelwe nezindlela zokufeza ukuphindisela okukhulu ku-CONUS ayikuthetheleli ukubulala kwethu izingane ngokweqile futhi silinganise amadolobha wonke afana neFallujah, Mosul ne-Alleppo. Futhi wonke amazwe afana neNyakatho Korea, phakathi nalolo vivinyo lwangaphambilini lokucasula nokusabela okwathi “kwaqubula imfucumfucu” ngamagama e-WWII firebombing-copycat yayo, iGeneral (Nuke 'em All) LeMay.
Ngivunyelwe ukukhomba "izifunda ezibomvu" ngoba ubudlelwano baseTennessee balwa nabo baseYankees onqenqemeni lweChicamauga. Wadutshulwa evikela okungenakwenzeka.
Ngo-1970, ngasula emsebenzini engangikade ngiwufuna kwaMasosha Asolwandle aseMelika mayelana nokubulawa kwabantu eVietnam kanye nokuziphatha okuqhubekayo kobugebengu be-Commander-in-Chief yami. Kamuva ngisebenze nethimba lamadoda amathathu eliphendula imvelo eSaudi Arabia naseKuwait ngesikhathi nangemva kokulandela iSiphepho Sogwadule.
Ngeke ngikhohlwe ngokushesha lawo masimu e-oyela avuthayo, noma umuzwa wokuhamba nabangane bami ngokusebenzisa izindawo ezinezimayini ezakhiwe emigwaqweni emikhulu kanye noMgwaqo Ophakeme Wokuzama ukuzama ukuhlenga izinyoni zasolwandle ezifudukayo ezisuka enyakatho zivela e-Afrika. Lamava angifundise ukuthi impi yanamuhla hhayi i-movie, lapho wonke umuntu enesikhathi esihle futhi eya ekhaya engenamkhawulo ekugcineni.
UWilliam Thomas
