I-War on Iran I-Ideal Stupidest Yet Yet Recorded In Ubuntu Bongo

NguDavid Swanson, uMqondisi oPhethe World BEYOND War, Juni 17, i-2019

Ososayensi abaqashiwe ngu-ExxonMobil noma okuthiwa uNeil DeGrasse Tyson baye bavumelana ngokuvumelana nendawo yonke. Ukufuna i-United States ukuba ihlasele i-Iran ingumqondo owodwa oyisiphukuphuku okwamanje olotshwe ebuchosheni bomuntu. Ngamanye amazwi, "Akusondeli ngisho."

Embikweni wokubuyekezwa kontanga ovivinyo olulawulwa laboratory, isampula abantu ihanjiswe ngezinto ezilandelayo ze-12 zolwazi.

1. I-Iran ayikho eduze kwe-United States, ayikwazi ukuhlasela i-United States, ayikasongela ukuhlasela i-United States, ayizange iqale impi ngamakhulu eminyaka, futhi ichitha ngaphansi kwamaphesenti angu-2 lokho okushiwo yi-United States emalungiselelweni empi. Ukuvikela i-United States kanye "nezithakazelo" zayo ezivela e-Iran kusho ukuvikela ezinye izimpi eziyingozi ezivele zenzeka nase-Iran.
2. I-Iran ayinaso uhlelo lwezikhali zenuzi, nokho kuvunyelwe ukuhlolwa okuphambene akuzange kuvunyelwane nanoma yiliphi elinye izwe, futhi lavumelana nesivumelwane, kodwa uDonald Trump wasusa isivumelwano phakathi kwesikhala sakhe sasekuseni ekuseni nokubuka isikhuthazo seFox News sokuhlukanisa izingane kubazali babo futhi uzikhiphe emaceleni.
3. I-United States ithathe izinyathelo ezingenakubalwa ukusongela nokuvusa i-Iran, kufaka phakathi ubugebengu obukhulu kakhulu kusongela impi.
4. Impi e-Iran ingabandakanya ukuhlaselwa kwezikhungo zamandla enyukliya, ukusebenzisa izikhali zenuzi, ukudala ubusika base nyukliya, kanye nendlala yabantu emhlabeni wonke, futhi ngokuqinisekile kuzobandakanya inqwaba yabantu ababulewe, abalimele, abahlukumezekile futhi bengenakhaya okuyinto ababeyobekwa icala labo abazimisele ukugxilisa umjikelezo ononya wenzondo, impi, kanye nentando.
5. Ezinye izinzuzo zempi e-Iran cishe zihlanganisa: ukubhujiswa okukhulu kwemvelo kanye nesimo sezulu, ukuguguleka kwamalungelo e-United States, ukuxoshwa okukhulu kwezidingo zabantu, ukwanda kobandlululo kanye nokucwaswa kwabantu, nokubulawa kwabantu okumele ubakhathalele United States, Israel, naseYurophu - kahle, lokho nokwenza zonke izimpi zamuva nje kubhekana nengozi ngokuqhathanisa.
6. Njalo umzuzu i-United States ichitha ukuphishekela lobu budlova obunobunzima ngumzuzwana ochithe ukuvumela isimo sezulu ukuthi sivale enhlekeleleni enkulu eminyakeni ezayo.
7. Impi, njengokusongela impi, kuyisenzo sobugebengu. Kuyinto yobugebengu obukhulu kunabo bonke.
8. Iqiniso lokuthi u-Iran unombuso ophuthele kakhulu yizinto ezingenangqondo ngempela ukucabanga ukuthi zifanele lapha. Cishe zonke izizwe emhlabeni zinehulumeni ophuthele kakhulu, futhi izingalo nezitimela zase-United States eziningi zazo. I-United States * iyihulumeni ophuthele kakhulu, futhi bambalwa abantu lapho bakholelwa ukuthi bazozuza ngokuqhuma ibhomu. Ayikho yezinye izizwe i-United States eye yaqhuma ibhomu ngaphambili, okuthiwa ngokuba nohulumeni ababi, uye wazuza.
9. Ukukhuluma ngeJalimane neJapane - okuyinto ingqondo yakho isanda kugijima ukuze igweme ukucabanga nge-Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Somalia, Syria, Pakistan, Yemen, ePhilippines, Korea, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Panama, Granada, kanjalo ukuphuma - izigidi ezibulewe azikwazi ukukhuluma, kodwa ohulumeni baseJalimane neJapane njengamanje - izizwe ezizithathele ngokuzithandela ezingenakho ukuzihlonipha, izimpi ezisekelayo ngokungahambisani noMthethosisekelo wabo, nokufaka izicathulo zika-Emperor Trump - IJalimane neJapane bathi Ukuhlaselwa i-Iran kuyoba kubi kakhulu kubo.
10. Asikholelwa ukuthi kufanele sikutshele lokhu, kodwa. . . Izizathu zezimpi azizona eziyiqiniso. Ukube i-Iraq yayinezikhali, noma iVietnam yayibuyisele ngempela umlilo ogwini layo, noma uGadaffi wayesongela ukubulawa kwabantu futhi wanikeza i-Viagra, noma izingane zase zithathwe ngempela, futhi ezinye izimo zokuqhuma kwamabhomu amaningi abantu babeyobe baqinisile. Izinga lokungazi kahle ekwenzeni izaba kodwa akuyona umbuzo othakazelisayo wokuthi izinkampani zokuxhumana ezinkampani zenza sengathi. I-Dubya yayiyingozi, u-Obama wayenekhono ngempela, i-Trump ayikhathazi ngisho nokuzama, futhi mina nawe akufanele sikhathalele. Awukwazi ukushaya inkundla yezitolo ngoba othile othile wasesitolo. Futhi uma wenza kanjalo, akekho ozocabangela ukuthi yonke into abezindaba kufanele igxile ebufakazini bokudoba.
11. Lokhu okulandelayo akusizi ngalutho (bheka #10 ngenhla), kodwa siyakwamukela ukuthi uke wahlukumezeka ngendlela okwazi ngayo ukuyiqonda. Isizathu sokuthi isi-Iran-sihlaselwa-ngesikebhe siwukuthi
    A) Akusilo ilungelo lokulwa nempi, kodwa ukuphenywa kobugebengu.
    B) U-Laughably akakwazi ukwenza kahle, cishe kubi njengokungathi ayengakhathazeki ngempela ekukhohliseni noma ubani. Okokuqala babethi bayazi ukuthi i-Iran inecala ngenxa yohlobo lwami olusetshenzisiwe, futhi kwacaca ukuthi akukho mishini eyasetshenziswa - kunalokho USS Maine isigameko ku-1898, okungenzeka ukuthi omunye umuntu uthathe ukubheja engakwazi ukuzala.
12. Isiqu sokuqala sikaJohn Bolton emsebenzini wakhe amanga ayitshele mayelana ne-Iraq. Mike Pompeo ziqhayisa ngokukhululekile ngokuqamba amanga njengento ebalulekile ekuhlangenwe nakho kwakhe komsebenzi. UDonald Trump angeke akwazi ukutshela iqiniso futhi ngenhloso empilweni yakhe. Yonke impi eyedlule isekelwe emangeni, kanye namanga okuqamba ukuqala impi e-Iran okhiqizwayo amashumi eminyaka.

Kubantu abathile, okwethulwa ngalezi zinto zokwaziswa, ososayensi bakwazi ukurekhoda, hhayi nje kuphela ukusekela kwabo ngamazwi e-Iran, kodwa - ngokunamathela kakhulu kwi-MAGA caps - ukufundwa okungenakuqondakala kwe-neuroscience of levels of stupidity ngokuphelele kumashadi. Ngakho, ungathathi izwi lami kulo. Buza ososayensi. Uyabathanda, khumbula?