I-ISIS idale i-movie preview ngempi ezayo, impi efuna ngokulangazela iWashington ukuthi ibambe iqhaza. I-White House neCongress bangathanda ukuphoqelela, inqobo nje uma i-movie ingaba mfushane, kumodeli yaseLibya. Nalu uzungu: Amandla amabi avela ngokuzumayo; I-United States iyayiqeda; umqulu wamakhredithi. Ukube iLibya-The-Movie yaqala ngeminyaka yokweseka uGadaffi noma yaphela ngenhlekelele eyayisele emuva, abagxeki babezoyizonda. Ukubiyela kuyikho konke.
UKathy Kelly ushicilele esihlokweni NgoLwesithathu uchaze ukuvakasha kwakhe eminyakeni ethile ebuyele ekamu lasejele lase-Iraq e-Iraq lapho u-Awwad Ibrahim Ali al-Badri al-Samarrai achithe iminyaka emine ngaphansi kwegama elithi Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi ngaphambi kokuba abe ngumholi we-ISIS.
Cabanga nge-movie efana neHollywood eyaqala kulelo kamu. Indawo yokuvula ingahle ikhombise uBaghdadi kanye nezinye iziboshwa zakhe behamba nqunu phambi kwamasosha abesifazane futhi baphoqeleka ukuthi bathi "Ngiyamthanda uGeorge Bush" ngaphambi kokuba bathole izabelo zabo zokudla. Sasibabona belele phansi emakhazeni, beqalekisa abathumbi babo futhi befunga wonke amaconsi okugcina wamandla kanye nesikhathi esisheshayo sokuphila kulelo nani eliphakeme kunawo wonke amanani aseHollywood: impindiselo enobudlova.
Sika kuze kube manje nendawo yesehlakalo endlini encane e-Iraq enamabhomu ase-US angamakhilogremu ayi-500 aqhuma ngaphandle nje. UBaghdadi neqembu lakhe lamaqhawe athandekayo babukeka bethukile, kepha - ngokucwayiza kweso lakhe - uBaghdadi uqoqela abanye kuye bese eqala ukumamatheka. Bese eqala ukuhleka. Amaqabane akhe abukeka edidekile. Ngemuva kwalokho baqala ukubamba. “Ubufuna lokhu, angithi?” kubabaza iSex Female Rebel. “Bekuyicebo lakho leli, angithi!”
"Nginike isikhali sokugcina," kusho uBaghdadi, ephendukela kumuntu ozoqokwa njengomlingisi wesilisa ohamba phambili. I-BMSA iyakhala bese idonsa ikhamera yevidiyo. UBaghdadi uphakamisa ikhamera ngaphezulu kwekhanda lakhe ngesandla esisodwa. Ebhekisa ku-Sexy Female Rebel uthi “Iya ophahleni ubheke enyakatho. Ngitshele ukuthi yini ozoyibona iza. ”
Sika ukuze ubuke ngokusebenzisa amabhayisikili njengoba umculo uqhubekela emdlandweni ophezulu. Amanqamu amaningi abantu abahamba ngezinyawo abenza indlela phezu kwezwe ngamafulegi avuthayo e-US ezintanjeni ezihola indlela.
Yiqiniso, ngisho neHollywood, okwenzayo Avatar, ngeke kwenze ncamashi LE movie. I-White House kuzofanele yenze. Kepha ngubani oqondisayo? UMongameli u-Obama uzingela igama lale mpi, kanti i-ISIS isivele ikhiphe eyodwa ekubukeni kwayo kwevidiyo. Ngisho nomphakathi wase-US ubonakala unentshisekelo kakhulu kwisici sobude obugcwele. “Kuphela kanjani lokhu?” bafuna ukwazi. "Lokhu kwaqalwa nguBush" basho, kuya ngobumbano lwabo.
Kuthiwani uma lo mbhalo usetshenzisiwe, hhayi ukuveza i-Iraq njenge-protagonist, kepha ukushiya inkolo yokuziphindiselela okunodlame? Kuthiwani uma iWashington ibingasho lokhu ku-ISIS:
Siyabona ukuthi ufuna impi nathi. Siyaqonda ukuthi uzothola ukusekelwa kwasendaweni ngenxa yokuthi sizondwa ngokujule kangakanani. Sikhathele ukuzondwa. Sikhathele ukuthatha inkomba ezigebengwini ezifana nawe. Ngeke sidlale ndawonye. Sizozenza sithandwe kunokuba sizondwe. Sizoxolisa ngomsebenzi wethu nokuqhuma kwamabhomu kanye namajele nokuhlukumeza. Sizobuyisela imali. Sizonikeza usizo esifundeni sonke. Kuzosibiza imali encane ukwenza lokho kunokuqhubeka nokulahla amabhomu kuwe, ukuze ukhohlwe isu lokusicekela phansi. Sizokonga izigidigidi zamaRandi empeleni ngokuyeka ukuzihlomisa thina kanye nomhlaba wonke emazinyweni. Sizomemezela ukuvinjelwa kokuthunyelwa kwezikhali eMiddle East. Futhi njengoba sithumela ama-80% wabo, singabali ngisho namasosha ethu, sesivele siqale kakhulu. Sizoshushisa noma iyiphi inkampani kawoyela noma izwe elenza ibhizinisi nenhlangano yakho. Kepha asizukubambela muntu amagqubu kunoma ngubani oshiya inhlangano yakho futhi afune ukuthula, njengoba sikucela ukuthi wenze okusemandleni akho ekunqobeni amagqubu alwa nobuqaba bethu obudlule.
Yini eyokwenzeka? Ungase umangale. I-Gandhi-The-Movie ingenise ngaphezu kwe- $ 50 million ku-1982.
