NguDavid Swanson, Februwari 20, 2020
Kumaxesha amaninzi kunzima ukunika ingxelo kwezopolitiko zase-US nakurhulumente onobuso obuthe tye. Kunzima kakhulu kunika ingxelo ngayo ingxelo eqhelekileyo kwezopolitiko zase-US nakurhulumente onobuso obuthe tye. Ubuninzi bayo bungaphaya kokufumana i-parody. Ukwavula namathuba okuothusa abantu ngezibakala ezisisiseko.
Imakethi yesitokhwe enyuka ayisiyonto intle. Iimfazwe azikhulisi amalungelo abantu. Izikimu ezintsha zikaLoony zokunika wonke umntu ukhathalelo lwempilo kunye nemfundo sele kuzanywe amashumi eminyaka kumazwe amaninzi, kubenza bathembeke kwaye bakudala kunokuba bagcine inkampani yakho yeinshurensi yezempilo kunye namatyala abafundi. Abashokobezi abangamaSilamsi abekho kwizoyikiso eziphambili ezili-1,000 10,000 kwimpilo yakho. Iiakhawunti ze-Facebook zaseRussia azikho kwi-100,000 yefuthe elonakalisayo lokhetho lwaseMelika. Isixa semali esichithwa yiPentagon rhoqo ngonyaka ngama- $ 100,000 amaxesha ama- $ 100 amaxesha- $ XNUMX kunye nangaphezulu kunokuba unokuqonda. UMichael Bloomberg akangomntu unomdla onzulu.
Incwadi entsha ka-Lee Camp, Amanqaku e-Bullet kunye neeLayini zePunch, ithatha ukuphuma kwengqondo yemini ehlekisayo kunye nomsindo. Inolwazi kakhulu kunye nokonwabisa, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo eyona nto inethemba elikhulu kukuba indlela yayo iyakwazi ukufikelela kubaphulaphuli abahlukileyo kwabo sele benoluvo ngokubanzi lwendawo abahleli kuyo.
U-Lee Camp ngumbhali oyintloko kunye nomsasazi we-TV ebonisa "uLungelelwaniso oluTshintshileyo noLee Camp" kwi-RT Melika. Kutheni iRT America? Kuya kufuneka ubuze u-Lee, kodwa kunokwenzeka ukuba kufanelekile ukuba imfazwe ephikisayo ivunyelwe kumanethiwekhi kamabonwakude wase-US. Ndiya kuthetha, ewe, kuyaphazamisa ngokumangalisayo ukubona iividiyo ezikwi-intanethi kaKrystal Ball ezixhasa kunokuba kuhlasele uBernie Sanders, kodwa (1) i-intanethi ayisiyo inethiwekhi kamabonwakude, kwaye (2) ukuthetha ngoBernie ayisiyonto ifanayo nomntu olwela ilungelo loxolo Kwinkqubo (inokuba ngcono okanye imbi, kodwa ayisiyiyo into efanayo).
I-Lee Camp ihlala ithatha ibali elivela ezindabeni, ihlala ilibali elingekhe libonwe ngumntu ohlekisayo ebusuku, aze asebenzise ibali ukufundisa-kwaye esenza oko ndicinga ukuba yinto nje efanelekileyo yokucaphukisa kunye nokuhlekisa kodwa eyona nto iphambili abantu banokubiza ngokuba satire, sarcasm, kunye namagama amdaka ngokufanayo. Umzekelo, iKamp iphonononga izilumkiso ezoyikisayo malunga nobukrelekrele bokuthathela phezu kunye nokuphelisa ubuntu. Ukuqengqa, ikhompyuter ifumanise ukuba inokufumana amanqaku afanelekileyo ngokufika kwenqwelo moya ngokukhuselekileyo.
“Ke ngoku, mfundi othandekayo,” kubhala uCamp, “unokuba ucinga, 'Kuyothusa-i-AI yanikwa injongo kwaye ngokusisiseko yenza nantoni na ukufika apho.' Nangona kunjalo, ngaba yahluke kakhulu ebantwini? Kuluntu lwethu, sinikwe injongo 'yokuqokelela ubutyebi namandla,' ngoku sinabantu abanjengeekhontrakthi zezixhobo kunye neoyile enkulu ekufezekiseni loo njongo ngokukhuthaza kunye nokuphembelela imfazwe nokufa kwihlabathi liphela. ”
Ngelixa iCamp ifaka imigca enje, "Yindikhumbuza ixesha endiyeka ngalo umninawa wam omncinci ukuba angandibetha kwi-The Legend of Zelda ngokuphosa umabonwakude wethu emseleni," ihlala ingoyena mntu ubalulekileyo Ihlaya endinethemba lokuba liya kubamba abantu ngemizimba kwaye libashukumise, bits ngolu hlobo:
“Siphila kwimeko yemfazwe engapheliyo, kwaye asizange sive. Ngelixa ufumana i-gelato yakho kwindawo ye-hip apho ibeka khona amagqabi amnandi amancinci ecaleni, kukho umntu obhaqwayo ngegama lakho. Ngelixa uxoxa nomntu oneminyaka eli-17 ubudala kwiholo yemiboniso bhanyabhanya ekunike ipopepe encinci xa ubhatala imali enkulu, umntu othile uyahluthwa ngegama lakho. Ngelixa silala kwaye sitya kwaye senza uthando kwaye sikhusele amehlo ethu ngemini enelanga, ikhaya lomnye umntu, usapho, ubomi, nomzimba bubethwa liwaka lezinto - kumagama ethu. "
Oko kuvela kwisahluko esibizwa ngokuba "nguTrump's Drops Drop Bomb Njalo ngemizuzu eyi-12, kwaye akukho namnye othetha ngayo."
Isahluko esinye sibizwa ngokuba "yiMelika yaseMelika Inganqumka ukuba ibungekho ngenxa yezi ntsomi zisibhozo." Yinyani. Iya njalo. Funda incwadi ukuze ubone ukuba zithini na iintsomi.
Ndimdala ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndingakhumbula oosomahlaya abanjengoJon Stewart owayedla ngokudlan 'indlebe nabantu abasebenza emfazweni kunye ne-oligarchs kwiTV ngemibuzo efana "Kwenzeka njani ukuba ube mhle kangaka?" kwaye bazithethelele ngomgca “ndingumlingisi” okanye ngesibango esinzulu sokuba bathathe isigqibo ngokuchasene nokuhlala bema. Indlela ye-Lee Camp yehlaya yahlukile. Umela yonke into. Ukubizwa ngokuba ngumhlekisi akumniki layisense yokuphuma. Endaweni yoko, kuye kumnike ilayisenisi yokugqithisa ukwenza ingongoma ngamandla, njengakule miyalelo yokulungisa ukuwa kwemozulu:
“Amanani ezinto ezenziwa ngeplastikhi zabantwana kufuneka inyibilikiswe ingalo enye ukubonisa iziphumo zokutshintsha kwemozulu. Iseva yakho kwindawo yokutyela entle kufuneka ifafaze isanti kwisuphu yakho yohambo ukukukhumbuza ngokunyamalala kwamanzi amatsha. I-ayisikhrim kufuneka ichithwe kuphela inyibilike ukubonisa amaqondo obushushu anyukayo. IiHamburger kufuneka zibize i-200 yeedola ukubuyekeza ukukhutshwa kwefama yefektri. Kwaye ngalo lonke ixesha usiya emkhenkceni, umntu kufuneka akubethe ngenqindi ebusweni aze akhwaze athi, 'Yonwabele lo gama isaqhubeka!' ”
Ngelishwa ukuba kwisahluko sokuqala kule ncwadi sifumana iinyani. Inqaku eliphambili eliyenzayo lilungile: isixa semali iPentagon esebenzisana nayo sikhulu ngokungaqondakaliyo. Kodwa i- $ 21 trillion (okanye kutshanje i-35 yezigidi zeedola) ayisiyo nje imali esetyenzisiweyo; endaweni yoko zizezongezo zobuqhetseba kunye nokuzithabathela uhlahlo-lwabiwo mali. Okokuba i-AOC ibambe iflethi ngokuthetha oko kutshiwo ngu-Lee Camp koku akuthethi ukuba amajelo eendaba ahlanganisene neqela leengcwangu ezingekho mthethweni, kodwa nangenxa yokuba evumele ukuba kweso sikhundla. I-Pentagon ichitha isixa semali esingenakuqondwa kwimikhwa efihlakeleyo kwaye ayikaze idlulise uphicotho. Yiseti engenakuthenjwa yezibakala kungekho mfuneko yenyani.
