NguWilliam Thomas, i-USNR (ichongiwe) kwiSebe leMfazwe ePhakade
Oktobha 11, 2018.
QAPHELA! LE LETHE ELINGENAKCUKACHA NENGCACISO KANYE NABAFUNDI BOLWIMI (NOKUBHALWA KWENKCAZO) KUFANELE IZIQHELELE
Mholweni! [phrinta igama elipheleleyo lomamkeli ngokucacileyo apha]
Ewe, uqikelele ngokuchanekileyo. Ukuba uzimisele uku:
umtshato ongenaye indoda / ukuphika unyana oyisilumko [khangela enye]
ISebe eliPhezulu leMfazwe livuyiswa kukukwazisa ukuba awusayi kuphinda uqwalasele umsebenzi onjalo, ongenamsebenzi onzima, kuba umbuzo ongeyombuzo, kodwa ufile kakhulu.
Ukuba usuyenzile njalo, AKUVALI i-cigar kwibhokisi ehamba nayo njengoko iqulethe zonke iiseli ezisele emva:
[shicilela igama kunye nebala ngokucacileyo apha]
yayinyanyiswe yi-shrapnel engacatshangelwayo ikhutshwe kwi-BFG * [bona i-glossary engezantsi] kwinqanaba elingafihliyo ngelixa uthatha inxaxheba kwi-cockamamie ekhuphuka phezulu emanqeni avulekileyo ekukhanyeni kwelanga ngokumelene nesimo esomeleleyo esinokubanjelwa ngabahlali abathukutheleyo kunye nabadibanisa babo abazimisele ukufa ukukhusela iintsapho zabo, iinkolelo, amakhaya kunye nesizwe kunye nezixhobo ezininzi ze-US ezenziwe ngeenqwelo kunye nezixhobo, izidlo ezihlala ekhaya, amadoda angcwele kunye nokungapheliyo, kunye neengqungquthela zengqungquthela ezikufutshane neWDC.
Ngaphandle kwemizamo yozakuzo, okanye ukumamela izikhalazo ezisemthethweni zabemi “bamanye amazwe” abathetha ulwimi lwabo singaluthethiyo namasiko ethu inkcubeko yethu inqwenela ukuhlonipha okanye ukuyiqonda, le njongo yokugwetywa yayijolise ekufumaneni enye injongo engeyomfuneko ukubaluleka kwezomkhosi okungenakubanjwa okanye kuhlalwe ixesha elingaphezu kwemizuzu eli-15 nokuba kuthathiwe, kuba amanani obhaliso asezantsi ayethetha ukuba ukuhamba kwenzakala kwakufuneka ukuhlasela enye ingqungquthela yobudenge.
Qiniseka ukuba njengoko silwela ukwenza imali ngakumbi kunye neentshaba, kuya kuhlala kukho enye intaba, umjelo, ioli okanye idolophu yamalungu entsapho abathandayo ukulahlekelwa yiyo:
- i ingalo
- imilenze
- i-guts
- amantongomane
- ubuso
- intloko
- engqondweni
- ubomi
[khangela enye okanye ezingaphezulu]
ngaphaya.
Yonke debaclé I-oultined kwingxelo yokulwa esemthethweni ekhankanywe apha ngasentla yayi-odolwe ngumqeqeshi ngokubanzi njengo "mphathi jikelele" ngezakhono zekhompyuter eziphuculweyo kwaye kungekho lwazi lwesiFrentshi. Ukuphunyezwa kwayo - alikho elinye igama-lize nge-colonel ye-lieutenant colonel efuna umvuzo, izinto ezikhuselweyo kunye nokukhuselwa kwe-colonelcy epheleleyo. Nangona, ngokungathandabuzekiyo ucinga, eli gosa sele lichazwe ngokuchanekileyo njengo: "Colonel". (Kwakhona, i-bastard engazi nto, isidenge, i-idiot, i-jackass, i-colonel moonbeam, njl.
Uyakukhululeka xa usiva ukuba eli gosa lingaphantsi kokuyalela laqonda okuninzi malunga namaqhinga okuhamba komntwana kwiFUBAR yakhe yakutshanje awayengayicingi ngaphambili. Wabelwe ukuphinda afunde, Yintoni-Okwenzekiyo Ngomnye Uhlaselo Olunye Olunye Uhlaziyayo. Kodwa emva kokugqiba uvavanyo olunzima olubhaliweyo UDick, uJane kunye noMabala ngoMatshi kwiParade enkulu.
(Ukuba le nto ithetha ukunyaniseka kuwe, musa ukujoyina umkhosi.)
Naphi na apho kukho iibhutsi emhlabeni, abahlali bayafa kwaye iibhegi zomzimba kunye neenqwelo moya zeenqwelo zezigulana ezithwele iinxalenye zabantu zigoduka. Kwimeko apho unomdla wokuva ezinye iinkcukacha zeli gosa:
Ukuncoma / inkundla-yokulwa [hlola ukhetho lwakho]
indoda eyayifumana yakho
Indoda / unyana [khangela enye]
wabulawa, wasinda kukungakwazi kwakhe ukuhlala kakuhle ngasemva. Ayisiyo eyokulwa, kodwa i-AO iyonke.
Futhi yup, le REMF enegolide, ene-goldbricking wenza bamkele ukukhuthazwa kwe-ofisi ye-battlefield. Uxhaswe kwi-General Staff ukunceda "ukucwangcisa" ngaphezulu kwezi zivivinyo ezinobuncwane obunenzuzo kakhulu njengokuba kuphela okusemandleni okugcina ukuba angabhidlizwa kwi-leg-to-lasagna ngabasindayo bokugqibela be-non-long regiment. Ukuqhekeka kusekho ingxaki.
Ukongeza - kunye nemfazwe konke malunga nezibalo - nceda uthathe oku:
ikratshi / induduzo [hlola zombini okanye akukho]
ngokwazi nzulu kwintliziyo yakho etshonayo ukuba le nkunkuma ingagungqiyo ye-munitions, izixhobo, iintsapho ezingenatyala, iziseko zophuhliso loluntu, uqoqosho lwesizwe, indawo yokuhlala, ukungxola kunye nokuthakazelela kwenza iibhanki ezinkulu, abenzi bezixhobo kunye nabasenethi abathile, bonwabe kakhulu.
Kutheni ucinga ukuba siqhubeka senza oku?
Ukuba awuzange uhlose ukuqhawula umyeni wakho ofileyo okanye ukuphika inyana yakho ekhunjulwe, nceda ulumkele ukuzisola kwamandla akho ukuba wena kunye nesigxina sakho semidiya kunye nenkcubeko ahluleki ukubona yonke i-flag-waving-playing-band hooh-rah! ukuba abaselula kunye nooba baxhomekeke ebusheni babo ngo-proxy kunye neentsapho zabo zokuguqa ngamadolo.
Okanye ngenxa yokungahambi kwazo zonke ezinye izinto, wayesefuna izikwere ezintathu, ibhonasi enkulu yokutyikitywa, kunye ne-paycheck yenyanga. Kuba nje ehleli ephila.
Kodwa kukho.
Kwaye njalo.
Ukuba kukho enye into esingayenza ukuze wenze ubomi bakho
Ndonwaba ngakumbi / ndiyazibulala [hlola enye]
nceda uphendule ngokubhaliweyo kwidilesi yokubuyisela ekhutshwe kule mvulophu. Asiyi kuphinda siphendule impendulo yakho ngenxa yokuba asifuni ukusenza nantoni na into ebhekiswe kulo mntu, oye wahlaselwa kwiincwadi zethu. Kodwa wena ngeke uzive ngcono xa ebonisa yakho
Ukubulela okubuhlungu / isidingo esivuthayo sokuhlawula [hlola enye]
Ukuba uyayishukumisa le mvulophu ujonge phantsi ujonge imali, sukukhathazeka. Sichitha lonke uhlahlo-lwabiwo mali lwezigidigidi zezigidi zeedola esinokuziboleka kubanini beebhanki abakhankanywe apha ngasentla kunye nenzala yakho ukuvuthela ubundlobongela bokuziqhubela phambili, iinkqubo zezixhobo ezibiza kakhulu ezingasebenziyo, ukugadwa kwamakhaya, iHollywood kunye nenethiwekhi "yenkqubo" kunye iibhokisi ze-cigar.
Njenge-7 yethu-ekhutshwe ngokusesikweni kwiimfazwe zangoku e-Afghanistan, e-Iraq, eSyria, e-Yemen, e-Libya, e-Somalia nase-Niger, le leta ihambe ixesha elide ngokwaneleyo. Siyazi ukuba uxakeke yimisebenzi yasekhaya kunye nantoni, ke siza kuma apha. Kanye njengeyakho:
Indoda / unyana [khangela enye]
wayeka ngaphaya.
Okuhle kodwa! Ukusuka kuthi sonke sihleli ngamanqatha kwaye sineemvolo emva kweedesika ezomeleleyo kude nakweyiphi na indawo enamabala okulwa iimpukane kunye nommelwane womntu, enkosi kwakhona ngokwabelana:
unyana / umyeni wakho
[Nceda uqaphele ukuhlengahlengiswa okungalawulekiyo kwaye ujonge ibhokisi enye, ngaphandle kokuba ubomvu;
Oku kwenzekayo xa amazwe engenzi nto esiyalela ukuba benze.
Sayinwe,
US
I-PS Nangabe bekube ngumfazi okanye intombi yakho eyayingenasidingo "yachithwa" kwinqanaba elingaqhelekanga akukho mntu unokuthi, unayo fumene ileta engalunganga. Nceda ugcwalise ifom ye-FU-BAR 37340982OX kwi-quadruplicate kwaye uthumele kwi: I-Dept. Imfazwe engunaphakade, i-Misogyny For Peace, i-WASH. (I-Our-Hands-of-It), DC
Kwiphepha le-cheerier, vuyiswa ukuba awunamathele ukunyamekela ilungu lentsapho elixinzekileyo okanye elixinzelelekileyo kude kube yilapho lithintela amanxeba abo, okanye ekugqibeleni ugqiba ubusuku bakho obuvuthayo ngokulandela ngaphezu kwezilwanyana ze-20 abaye bathatha ubomi babo nganye iiyure ze-24 ukususela kwi-adventure yethu yokuqala yokuzonwabisa yegalufa I-Gulf indlela elandelayo kwi-1990-91.
Nenkxaso Yethu!
(Ubani ukuthanda ubuzwe kunye nokuzidela kwethu sikhuthaze kwaye sizisebenzise kakubi.)
I-GLOSSARY AYIFUNDI KWIMIQUBO YAMANZI AYI-MILITARY
Nantsi i-Glossary ephathekayo ye-Porn Jargon ye-Military (MPJ):
AO - Indawo yokuSebenza
BFG - Big Fucking Gun
kubalwa komzimba - indlela umkhosi ogcina ngayo amanqaku ukuze abone ukuba ngubani "ophumeleleyo" (jonga "abahlali")
abahlali - izidumbu ezingekho kwifomfomu okanye kwiminyaka yempi, nabo banokukhubazeka (bonke ubudala)
zakhiwo (Engekho emhlophe) idolophu echitshiweyo
CONUS - I-Continental United States
qhekeka Ukugxothwa kweengqungquthela zokuqhekeka kweenqwelomoya kwiintente zamagosa
FUBAR - Ikhutshwe Ngaphandle Konke Ukulungisa
PTSD - uxinzelelo olunzulu olukhusela abantwana ukuba badlale ngaphandle kwimihlaba yeedron
REMF - I-Echelon yangasese uMamafucker
shrapnel Izixhobo ezixhaphakileyo ezipakityiweyo zentsimbi, iibhola zokubhola, iibhotile eziqhekekileyo, i-rebar enegazi, i-radioactive uthuli ukusuka kwi-DU, i-camel feces, njl.
ukuhlaziywa kwedolophini - Ixesha leebhanki ukwenzela ukuphazamiseka ngokufanelekileyo, ngoko kwakhiwa iiWDCs.
WDC Ilizwe lonke leDama
INGXELO AYIKHONI
Thatha-Away "I-Bullet" Iingongoma zokufumana abatsha abasaqalayo:
* Iimpi ze-USA eziqhubekayo ze-7 kwi 2018.
* Kwiimfazwe ezingama-201 zase-USA ezikhuthaziweyo ukusuka kwi-WWII, Ama-90% abo bonke abaswelekileyo “emfazweni" are abahlali.
* Ukubulawa kwabantu ngamandla omzi mveliso ngu "US" kubanga ngaphezulu kwesigidi sabantu, kwaye kwenzakele kwaye kwafudusa amakhaya amaninzi, kwiintsapho ezininzi kule minyaka ili-17 idlulileyo. Ukubala I-2-3 yezigidi zabantu abafa kwiindawo ezibizwa ngokuthi "iMfazwe yaseMerika" eVietnam, eCambodia naseLaos, kunye nokuqhubeka kwayo emva kokuqhutyelwa kwezixhobo zokuqhuma kunye nokuzaliswa kwezibeleko ze-Orange Orange dioxins ezifuthwe ngokubunjwa kweenqwelo ezinkulu ezihamba phambili kwiindawo zasemaphandleni. (Ngandlela-thile inqabile kwi-Ken Burns 'ihlaziywa ngokuphindaphindiweyo yembali.) I-Dioxin yinto yesibini efile yenziwe ngumntu emva kwe-plutonium.
Qaphela: i-Iraq, i-Afghanistan kunye neGaza ziye zazisindisa uAgent Orange. Esikhundleni saloo ndawo, ezi ndawo zitshatyiswe ngokugqithiseleyo kunye ne-uranium engapheliyo ("ibhomu engcolileyo"). Musa ukukhulelwa!
* Ukuba uhlala kwi-CONUS kwaye ukholelwa ukuba wenza hayi hlala kuluntu olunomkhosi, uqiniswe nge-24/7 ngemifanekiso yongquzulwano eyenzekileyo, ukhuthazo lwezopolitiko ukuba "ubulale" abantu abaninzi abangasifani nathi rhoqo, kwaye ukudibana nabasebenzi abanxibe iyunifomu ukuba bangaphindi bayithathe le ndlela yokuziphatha ingalingani okanye ingaqhelekanga, nceda yiya kuthetha nawe. Kodwa hayi phambi kwakho…
* Nceda abahlali beebhanki abahlwempuzekileyo kunye nabaxhasi babo kwezopolitiko abaxhasa "iimfazwe" ngokusisigxina ngokujoyina namhlanje! Khumbula, ekuphela kwendlela yokoyisa abantu abakrelekrele besilwela amakhaya abo - kunye neentsapho ezingafaniyo nezakho - bubuhlanga!
Ngakumbi malunga ne "ephucukileyo" indala emhlabeni, nceda ubone:
Umthandazo weMfazwe kwaye Ukuzikhohlisa Kwemfazwe Iincwadana ezimfutshane zikaMark Twain (kwaye uyazi ukuba unokubhala)
Imfazwe iRacket ngu-USMC jikelele uSheedley Butler. (Jonga i-9 ngomzuzu YouTube.)
Imfazwe Ngamandla Asinika Iintsingiselo nguChris Hedges
Umlwelwe Wemfazwe (incwadi ehlekisayo)
"Kutheni Sisilwa" (iDVD)
KUSUKA KUMPHATHI:
Ndiyalihlonela inkalipho kwaye ndibuza umgwebo wabantu abachaphazelekayo kwilizwe lethu elichasene neentshaba ezingabonakaliyo. Ukuqhelanisa okanye ukucima unomphela i-fanatic efungelweyo ngeendlela zokwenza mpi ndezelo kwi-CONUS ayithetheleli ukubulala kwethu abantwana ngenzondelelo kunye nokulinganisa zonke izixeko ezinje ngeFallujah, Mosul kunye neAlleppo. Kwaye amazwe aphela afana neNyakatho Korea, ngexesha langaphambili lokuzivocavoca kunye nokuphendula "okwenze inkunkuma" ngamagama e-WWII-firebombing-copycat, General (Nuke 'em All) LeMay.
Ndivunyelwe ukuba ndibhekise "kubomvu" kuba ubudlelwane baseTennessee bulwa nabo iYankees kwidama laseChicamauga. Kwaye ndadutyulwa ngenxa yokuzikhusela kwakhe.
Ngo-1970 ndayeka umsebenzi endandikhe ndawufumana kudala kwi-US Navy Reserves ngenxa yokubulawa kwabantu eVietnam kunye nokuziphatha gwenxa okuqhubekayo kwe-Commander-in-Chief yam. Emva kwexesha ndaye ndasebenza neqela elinempendulo engxamisekileyo yamadoda amathathu eSaudi Arabia naseKuwait ngexesha nangoko emva kwesaqhwithi senkqantosi.
Andiyi kukulibala ngokukhawuleza iindawo ezivuthayo zeoli, okanye ukuhamba nabahlobo bam kwiimigodi ze-creosoted kunye ne-Highway of Death ukuzama ukuhlangula ulwandle lwamafutha olwandle olufudukela ngaphandle kwe-Afrika. La mava ndifundise ukuba imfazwe yanamhlanje hayi ibhayisikobho, apho wonke umntu unethuba elide kwaye uya ekhaya ehambelana ekupheleni.
UWilliam Thomas
