Imfazwe e-Iran I-Ideal Stupidest Yet Yet Record in Brain Human

NguDavid Swanson, uMlawuli oLawulayo World BEYOND War, UJuni 17, 2019

Izazinzulu ezingaqeshwanga ngu-ExxonMobil okanye ogama linguNeil DeGrasse Tyson ziye zafikelela ngokuvumelana. Ukufuna iUnited States ukuba ihlasele i-Iran yinto engumntu oyisichukuphuku kodwa ibhalwe kwingqondo yomntu. Ngamagama omnye, "Akusondele."

Ingxelo ehlaziywe ngontanga kwi-laboratory elawulwayo, isampuli yabantu yaboniswa ngala mazwi alandelayo e-12.

1. I-Iran ayikho kufuphi ne-United States, ayikwazi ukuhlasela iUnited States, ingasongela ukuhlasela i-United States, ayizange iqale imfazwe ngamawaka athile, kwaye ichitha ngaphantsi kweepesenti ze-2 into eyenziwa yi-United States kwimalungiselelo emfazwe. Ukukhusela i-United States kunye "neminqweno" yayo evela e-Iran kuthetha ukukhusela ezinye iimfazwe eziyingozi eziye zaqhubeka kunye nase-Iran.
2. I-Iran ayikho inkqubo yezixhobo zenyukliya, kodwa iyavuma ukuhlolwa okugqithisekanga akuzange kuvunyelwane naliphi na ilizwe, kwaye ilandelelana nesivumelwano, kodwa uDonald Trump wasusa isivumelwano phakathi kwesikhala sakhe sokusa kunye nokujonga isikhuthazo seFox News sokuhlukanisa abantwana kubazali babo kwaye uzikhiye emacaleni.
3. I-United States ithathe amaninzi amanqanaba ukusongela nokuvusa i-Iran, kubandakanywa nobugebengu obunzima esongela imfazwe.
4. Imfazwe e-Iran ingabandakanya ukuhlaselwa kwezixhobo zamandla enyukliya, ukusetyenziswa kwezixhobo zenukliya, ukudala ubusika benyukliya, kunye nendlala yabantu emhlabeni wonke, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo kubandakanye inani elikhulu labantu ababuleweyo, benzakele, banobuhlungu kwaye bahlala bengenamakhaya - apho babeza kuthiwa bafuna ukukhangela umjikelo onobukrakra wenzondo, imfazwe kunye nentando.
5. Ezinye iinzuzo zemfazwe e-Iran ziyakuthi zibandakanya: ukutshabalalisa okusingqongileyo kunye nokutshatyalaliswa kwemozulu, ukukhukhula kwamalungelo e-United States, ukufunyanwa kwezinto ezinkulu zabantu, ukunyuka kwabantu ngokobuhlanga nokuxhatshazwa kwabantu, kunye nokubulawa kwabantu abafanele ukukhathalela I-United States, i-Israel, ne-Yurophu-kakuhle, kwaye ukwenza zonke iimfazwe zakutshanje kubonakalise inhlekelele enkulu ngokuthelekiswa.
6. Njalo umzuzu waseUnited States uqhubeka ukuphinda usebenzise ubu bu budlova buyingqamzana esetyenzisiweyo ukuvumela imozulu yomhlaba ukuba ikhusele ingozi enkulu kwiminyaka ezayo.
7. Imfazwe, njengobungozi bemfazwe, lulwaphulo-mthetho. Lona mthetho lukhulu.
8. Inyaniso yokuba i-Iran ineburhulumenteni ephosakeleyo yinto ekhohlisayo ngokwenene ukucinga ukuba ifanelekileyo apha. Phantse zonke iintlanga ezisemhlabeni zikarhulumente obuthathaka, kunye neengalo nezitimela zase-United States ezininzi zazo. I-United States * likarhulumente obuthathaka kakhulu, kwaye bambalwa abantu apho bakholelwa ukuba baya kuzuza ngokubhobhozwa. Akukho nanye kwiintlanga zaseUnited States eziye zaqhuma ibhomu, ekuthiwa kuba noorhulumente ababi, baye bazuza.
9. Ukuthetha ngeJamani kunye neJapan - ingqondo yakho isanda kukhwela ukuze iphephe ukucinga malunga ne-Iraq, i-Afghanistan, i-Libya, iSomalia, iSiriya, iPakistan, i-Yemen, iPhilippines, iKorea, iVietnam, iLaos, iCambodia, i-Panama, iGranada, kwaye ukuphuma - izigidi zabantu ababuleweyo abakwazi ukuthetha, kodwa oorhulumente baseJamani kunye neJapan - bahlala kwiintlanga ngokuzithandela abangenalo intlonipho, iimfazwe ezixhasayo ngokuphula imithetho yabo, kunye nokuqhawula izihlangu ze-Emperor Trump - EJamani naseJapan bathi ukuhlasela i-Iranian kwakuya kuba buhlungu kakhulu kubo.
10. Asinakholwa ukuba kufuneka sikuxelele oku, kodwa. . . izizathu zokulwa neemfazwe azikho izizathu ezifanelekileyo. Ukuba iIraq yayinezixhobo, okanye iVietnam yayibuyisele umlilo kummandla wayo, okanye uGadaffi wayesongela ukubulawa kwabantu kwaye wanikela iViagra, okanye iintsana sele zithatyathwe ngaphandle kwee-incubators, njalonjalo, iziganeko ezinzima zokuqhuma amabhomu. abantu babeya kuba bafanelekile. Iqondo lokungazi kakuhle ekwenzeni isikhalazo akusona umbuzo onomdla wokuba iinkampani zenkampani zonxibelelwano zizenza. I-Dubya yayiyi-hick, u-Obama wayenelwazi kakhulu, uTumpump akayikukhathaza, kwaye wena kunye nathi akufanele sinyamekele. Awukwazi ukuvuthela ivenkile yokuthengisa ngenxa yokuba umntu wasesitoro. Kwaye ukuba uthe wenza, akukho mntu uya kucinga ukuba wonke umdla weendaba kufuneka ugxininise ubungqina bokuthengwa kweentloba.
11. Oku kulandelelani (jonga #10 ngenhla), kodwa siyavuma ukuba uye wahluthwa ngengqondo kwindlela ekwazi ukuyiqonda loo nto. Isizathu sokuthi i-Iranian-attack-a-boat-excuse is
    A) Ayikho isigwebo semfazwe, kodwa uphando lolwaphulo-mthetho.
    B) U-Laughably wayengenakuqonda, phantse kubi nje ukuba abazange bakhathazeke ngokukhohlisa umntu. Okokuqala babethi bayazi ukuba i-Iran inetyala ngenxa yohlobo lwam olisebenzisiweyo, kwaye kwacaca ukuba akukho migodi esetyenzisiweyo-kunokuba USS Maine isiganeko kwi-1898, enokuthi mhlawumbi umntu uthathe ukubheja engakwazi ukuvelisa.
12. Isiqinisekiso sokuqala sikaJohn Bolton emsebenzini wakhe buxoki a wa xelela malunga neIraq. Mike Pompeo ziqhayisa ngokucacileyo malunga nokulala njengento ephambili kumava akhe emisebenzi. UDonald Trump akanakuze akwazi ukuxelela inyaniso ngobomi bakhe. Yonke imfazwe edlulileyo isekelwe ebuxoki, kunye nobuxoki bokuqalisa ukulwa ne-Iran zenziwe amashumi eminyaka.

Kubantu abathile, ababonelelwe ngolu hlobo lweenkcukacha, izazinzulu zakwazi ukurekhoda, kungekhona nje ukuxhasa kwabo imfazwe e-Iran, kodwa - ngokufakela kwiinkcukacha ze-MAGA ezinqabileyo kakhulu-ngokungaqondakaliyo ukufundwa kwezesayensi zobuqhetseba obuqilileyo kwiicats. Ngoko, ungathathi ilizwi lam. Buza izazinzulu. Uyabathanda, khumbula?