Monty Python State Department

Chiitiko: Cafe. Tafura imwe inogarwa neboka reVikings rakapfeka maheti ane nyanga.

Pese panodzokororwa izwi rekuti "hondo", vanotanga kuimba uye / kana kuimba.

Murume nemukadzi vanopinda. Murume anotambiswa naEric Idle, mukadzi anotambwa naGraham Chapman (mukukweva), uye Secretary of State anotamba naTerry Jones, zvakare mukukweva.

Murume: Iwe gara pano, mudiwa.

Mukadzi: Zvakanaka.

Murume: Mangwanani!

Secretary of State: Mangwanani!

Murume: Zvakanaka, une chii?

Secretary of State: Huye, pane masanctions nekutongwa; masanctions kudhirowa uye kutongwa; masanctions nehondo; masanctions kutongwa pamwe nehondo; masanctions kutongwa kwemadhoni uye hondo; kutongwa kwehondo drone kurwisa uye hondo; kurwisa kwehondo kutongwa kwematare nehondo; war drone yarova war war machuchisheni war cyber war uye war;

Vikings: Hondo yehondo hondo yehondo…

Secretary of State:… war war war sanctions and war; war war war war war war war targeted assassinations war war war war…

Vikings: Hondo! Hondo ine rudo! Hondo ine rudo!

Secretary of State:… kana chisungo cheUnited Nations chakabatanidzwa nekupinda, USAID yekunyepedzera yeTwitter application, CIA kupidigura, vakadzidziswa vakavandudzwa vabvunzi uye neanoremadza masanctions pamusoro nehondo.

Mukadzi: Une chinhu usina hondo here?

Secretary of State: Huye, pane zvehondo masanctions drone kurwisa uye hondo, iyo haina hondo yakawanda mairi.

Mukadzi: Ini handidi chero Hondo!

Murume: Sei asingakwanise kunge aine masanctions ekupomera hondo uye kurwisa kwedrone?

Mukadzi: IYO ine hondo mairi!

Murume: Hauna hondo yakawanda mairi seyehondo masanctions drone kurwisa uye hondo, has it?

Vikings: War war war war… (Crescendo kuburikidza anotevera mashoma mitsara…)

Mukadzi: Unogona here kuita masanctions ekupomera hondo uye kurwisa kwedrone pasina hondo ipapo?

Secretary of State: Urgghh!

Mukadzi: Unorevei 'Urgghh'? Handidi hondo!

Vikings: Inodakadza hondo! Hondo inoshamisa!

Secretary of State: Nyarara!

Vikings: Inodakadza hondo! Hondo inoshamisa!

Secretary of State: Nyarara! (Vikings mira) Ropa maViking! Iwe haugone kuve nemasanctions ekupomera hondo uye kurwisa kwedrone pasina hondo.

Mukadzi: Handidi zvehondo!

Murume: Sshh, mudiwa, usakonzera bopoto. Ndichava nehondo yako. Ndinozvida. Ndiri nehondo yehondo yehondo yehondo yehondo yehondo yakanangana nekuuraya vanhu Hondo yehondo nehondo!

Vikings: Hondo yehondo hondo yehondo. Hondo ine rudo! Hondo inoshamisa!

Secretary of State: Nyarara !! Mhondi dzakanangwa dzadzimwa.

Murume: Zvakanaka ndingave nehondo yake pachinzvimbo chemhondi dzakanangwa ipapo?

Secretary of State: You mean war war war war war war war war ((asi zvanonoka uye maViking akanyudza mazwi ake)

Vikings: (Kuimba zvakatsetseka…) Hondo yehondo hondo yehondo. Hondo ine rudo! Hondo inoshamisa! Hondo waaaaaaaar hondo waaaaaaaar hondo. Hondo ine rudo! Hondo ine rudo! Hondo ine rudo! Hondo ine rudo! Hondo ine rudo! War war war

 

 

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