Ndi David Swanson, February 20, 2020
Nthawi zambiri zimakhala zovuta kunena zandale za US komanso boma ndi nkhope yowongoka. Ndizovuta kwambiri kunena za kupereka lipoti wamba pazandale za US ndi boma ali ndi nkhope yowongoka. Zochuluka kwambiri za izo sizingatheke kwa parody. Komabe imapatsanso mwayi wogwedeza anthu ndi mfundo zoyambira.
Msika wogulitsa sikumakhala chinthu chabwino. Nkhondo sizikulitsa ufulu wa anthu. Njira zatsopano za Loony zopangira aliyense kuti azipeza zithandizo zamankhwala komanso maphunziro ayesedwa kwazaka zambiri mmaiko ambiri, kuwapangitsa kukhala odalirika komanso achikale kuposa kupitiliza kampani yanu ya inshuwaransi yazaumoyo komanso ngongole ya ophunzira. Zigawenga zachisilamu sizomwe zili pachiwopsezo chachikulu cha thanzi lanu. Nkhani za ku Russia za ku Russia sizomwe zili pazowononga 1,000 zosokoneza pazisankho zaku US. Ndalama zomwe Pentagon imagwiritsa ntchito chaka chilichonse ndi $ 10,000 kuchulukitsa $ 100,000 kuchulukitsa $ 100,000 kuphatikiza zomwe simungathe kumvetsetsa. Michael Bloomberg si munthu woopsa.
Bukhu latsopano la Lee Camp, Bullet Points and Punch Lines, limatengera mkwiyo wa tsikuli ndi nthabwala. Ndizothandiza komanso zosangalatsa, koma zomwe munthu akuyembekeza kwambiri ndikuti njira yake imatha kufikira omvera osiyana ndi omwe ali ndi lingaliro lazakale ladziko lomwe akukhalamo.
Lee Camp ndiye wolemba wamkulu komanso woponya nawo pulogalamu yapa TV "Yachotsedwa Tonight ndi Lee Camp" ku RT America. Chifukwa chiyani RT America? Muyenera kufunsa Lee, koma zikuyenera kukhala zakuti nkhondo zotsutsana sizimaloledwa pa makanema apa TV aku US. Ndikutanthauza, inde, ndizosokoneza kwambiri kuwona makanema apa intaneti a Krystal Ball akuthandizira m'malo momenya Bernie Sanders, koma (1) intaneti siwayilesi yapa TV, ndipo (2) kuyankhula ndi Bernie sizofanana ndi kukhala ndi wolimbikitsa mtendere pa pulogalamu (itha kukhala yabwinoko kapena yoyipitsitsa, koma si chinthu chomwecho).
Lee Camp nthawi zambiri amatenga nkhani kuchokera mu nkhani, nthawi zambiri imakhala nkhani yomwe palibe wonena za mausiku yemwe angakambe, ndipo amagwiritsa ntchito nkhaniyo kuphunzitsa - ndipo amatero ndi zomwe ndimaganiza kuti zingakhale zokwiyitsa komanso zotonza koma zomwe ambiri anthu amatha kutcha mawu achisoni, onyoza, ndi mawu amwano. Mwachitsanzo, Camp imawunika machenjezo osiyanasiyana owopsa pokhudzana ndi luntha lochita kupanga ndi kuchotsa anthu. Mwakuyerekeza, kompyuta idazindikira kuti ikhoza kupeza bwino pokhazikitsa ndege mwakuwombera.
"Tsopano, owerenga okondedwa, ulemba kuti Camp," mwina ukuganiza kuti, 'Izi ndi zowopsa - AI idapatsidwa lingaliro ndipo ndangochita chilichonse kuti ndikafike kumeneko.' Komabe, kodi ndizosiyana ndi anthu? M'madera athu, timapatsidwa cholinga 'chodzikundikira chuma ndi mphamvu,' ndipo tsopano tili ndi anthu ngati opanga zida zankhondo ndipo mafuta akuluakulu amakwaniritsa cholinga polimbikitsa ndikulimbikitsa nkhondo ndi imfa padziko lonse lapansi. "
Pomwe Camp imaponya mizere ngati iyi, "Zimandikumbutsa nthawi yomwe ndidaletsa mchimwene wanga kuti andimenye mu The Legend of Zelda poponya TV yathu pamtsinje," nthawi zambiri zimakhala zofunikira kwambiri kuposa izi nthabwala zomwe ndikhulupilira kuti zidzagwira anthu pamiyendo ndikuigwedeza, kuluma ngati izi:
“Tikukhala m'nkhondo yokhazikika, ndipo sitimamva. Mukutenga khungu lanu m'chiuno komwe amakaikamo masamba abwinowo, winawake akuponyedwa m'dzina lanu. Momwe mumakangana ndi wachinyamata wazaka 17 ku kanema wakuwonetsero yemwe wakupatsani chidutswa chaching'ono mutalipira lalikulu, winawake akuwonongedwa chifukwa cha dzina lanu. Pomwe timagona ndikudya ndikumapanga chikondi ndikutchingira maso athu dzuwa lisanalowe, nyumba ya munthu, banja, moyo, ndi thupi zikuwombedwa zikwizikwi - m'mazina athu. "
Izi zikuchokera mu chaputala chomwe chimatchedwa "Asitikali a Trump Amaphulitsa Bampu Pakadutsa mphindi 12 zilizonse, Palibe Amalankhula za Izi."
Chaputala china chimatchedwa "American Society Chingathe Ngati Zikadapanda Zinthu Zabodzazi Zonayi." Ndizowona. Zingatero. Werengani bukuli kuti muwone zomwe nthanozo zili.
Ndine wokalamba kuti ndikumbukire akatswiri a nthano ngati a Jon Stewart omwe amafunsa mafunso pa zigawenga zankhondo ndi oligarch pa TV ndi mafunso ngati "Zidakhala bwanji zabwino?" kenako ndikudzipepesa ndi mzere woti "Ndine katswiri" kapena ndikunenetsa kuti akutsutsana nawo osatenga mbali iliyonse. Maonekedwe a nthabwala a Lee Camp ndi osiyana. Amayimirira chilichonse. Kumutcha kuti nthabwala sikumupatsa chilolezo kuti atuluke. M'malo mwake, zimamupatsa chilolezo chokokomeza kuti amveke mawu mwamphamvu kwambiri, monga momwe angalembedwe pothana ndi vuto la nyengo:
“Ziwerengero zamapulasitiki zomwe ana akuyenera kuchita ziyenera kusungunuka mkono umodzi kuti ziwonetse zovuta zakusintha kwanyengo. Seva yanu pamalo odyera abwino ayenera kukonkha mchenga mumsuzi wanu kuti akukumbutseni zakusowa kwa madzi abwino. Ayisikilimu ayenera kusungunuka pokha posonyeza kutentha. Ma Hamburger ayenera kulipira madola 200 kuti alipire mpweya wapadziko lonse lapansi. Ndipo nthawi iliyonse mukapita pachipale chofewa pa madzi oundana, winawake ayenera kukumenyani kumaso ndi kukuwa kuti, 'Sangalalani nayo mpaka pano!' ”
Ndizomvetsa chisoni kuti chaputala choyamba cha buku lino chimalakwitsa. Zomwe zimapanga ndizolondola: kuchuluka kwa ndalama zomwe Pentagon imachita ndi zazikulu kwambiri. Koma $ 21 trillion (kapena $ 35 trillion) si ndalama chabe yomwe ikugwiritsidwa ntchito; m'malo mwake ndi zowonjezera zachinyengo komanso zowonjezera kuchokera ku bajeti yopeka. AOC sanachite bwino kunena zomwe Lee Camp akunena pamenepa sikuti chifukwa atolankhani amakhala ndi mimbulu yosavomerezeka, komanso chifukwa adalolera kuti akhale nawo. Pentagon imawononga ndalama zochuluka mosawerengeka pazinthu zoyipa ndipo sizinapereke kafukufuku. Ichi ndi chowonadi chosasinthika chosafunikira.
