Ndi William Thomas, USNR (Wotsutsidwa) ku Dipatimenti Yachikhalire Yachiwawa
October 11, 2018.
Chenjezo! LETI LIMENE LIMAPHUNZITSA MAFUNSO KAPENA ACHINYAMATA ACHINYAMATA (NDI CHIKUMBUTSO) AYENERA KUDZIWERA
Moni! [sindikizani dzina lathunthu la wolandila momveka bwino apa]
Inde, mwaganiza bwino. Ngati mukanafuna:
kusudzulana kulibe mwamuna / kukana mwana wopusa [fufuzani]
Dipatimenti Yachikhalire Yachiwawa ikukondwera kukudziwitsani kuti simukuyenera kuganizira ntchito yovuta, yolemetsa yotereyi chifukwa munthu amene akukambiranayo sakufunsiranso, koma wamwalira kwambiri.
Ngati mwakhala mutachita kale, musati muzitsegula kabuku kamene kali ndi katsulo kamene kali ndi zotsalira zonse zomwe zatsalira:
[pezani dzina ndi ndondomeko bwino apa]
anali atakulungidwa ndi nsomba zomwe sizinasamalire kuchoka ku BFG * [onani glossary m'munsimu] pamalo otsika-poyera pamene mukulowa mu cockamamie kukwera pamwamba pamtunda kutayira miyendo mu dzuwa lochititsa khungu pamwamba pa malo olimbikitsa okhala ndi anthu okhumudwa ndi omvetsa chisoni awo ophatikizidwa kufa kutetezera mabanja awo, zikhulupiliro, nyumba ndi fuko ndi zida zambiri zankhondo zopangidwa ndi US, zida zapakhomo, amuna oyera ndi osatha, ngakhale zovuta zowonjezera pafupi ndi WDC.
Popanda kuyesera zokambirana, kapena ngakhale kumvetsera madandaulo ovomerezeka a "alendo" am'deralo omwe chilankhulo chawo sitilankhula komanso chikhalidwe chathu sichikufuna kulemekeza kapena kumvetsetsa, cholinga chatsopanochi chinali cholinga chofuna kupeza cholinga china chosafunikira Kufunika kwa asirikali komwe sikungachitike kapena kutenga nthawi yayitali kuposa mphindi 15 ngakhale atatengedwa, chifukwa kuchuluka kwa anthu omwe adalembetsa kuti athe kuyenda ovulala kumafunikira kuti amenye msonkhano wina wopusa.
Dziwani kuti pamene tikuyesetsa kupanga ndalama zambiri ndi adani, nthawi zonse padzakhala phiri lina, dzenje, mafuta kapena mzinda okondedwa awo kuti ataya:
- mikono
- miyendo
- guts
- mtedza
- nkhope
- mutu
- malingaliro
- moyo
[fufuzani chimodzi kapena zingapo]
kudutsa.
The lonse debaclé oultined mu lipoti lankhondo lomenyera pamwambapa adalamulidwa ndi wamkulu wophunzitsidwanso ngati "manejala wamkulu" wokhala ndi maluso apakompyuta owonjezera komanso osadziwa Chifalansa. Kuphedwa kwake - palibe liwu lina - kunabwera kudzera mwa msilikali wamkulu wa lieutenant wofunafuna malipiro, zopindulitsa ndi chitetezo cha atsamunda onse. Ngakhale, monga mukuganizira mosakayikira, mkuluyu adatchulidwa kale molondola monga: "Colonel". (Ndiponso, mwana wamwamuna wosadziwa zambiri, wosayankhula, wopusa, wopusa, colonel moonbeam, etc.)
Mudzakhala omasuka kudziwa kuti wapolisi wopanda udindoyu adazindikira zambiri za njira zoyendera ana kuchokera ku FUBAR yake yaposachedwa yomwe anali asanaganizirepo kale. Adapatsidwanso ntchito yowerenga, Zomwe Siziti Muchite Mu Winawake Zina Zimatsitsimula Zina Zotsitsimula. Koma pokhapokha atatsiriza mayeso olimba olembedwa Dick, Jane & Spot Marichi Mu The Big Parade.
(Ngati izi zikumveka zopusa kwa inu, musalowe usilikali.)
Kulikonse komwe kuli nsapato pansi, anthu wamba amafa ndipo matumba amthupi ndi ndege zama ambulansi zonyamula anthu ena amabwera kunyumba. Ngati mungafune kumva zambiri za ofisalayo:
Kuyamikila / kumakhoti [yang'anani chisankho chanu]
munthu amene anakupezani
mwamuna / mwana [fufuzani]
anaphedwa, anapulumuka chifukwa chokhala wopanda nzeru mwa kukhala kumbuyo. Osati za nkhondo, koma AO yonse.
Ndipo yup, REMF yagolide, yokongoletsera golide anachita kulandila kukamenyana naye kuntchito. Waphunzitsidwa kwa General Staff kuti athandize "kukonzekera" machitidwe ambiriwa mopanda phindu ngati chinthu chokhacho chomwe chingamuthandize kuti asadulidwe kuchoka ku miyendo mpaka lasagna ndi opulumuka omaliza a gulu lake lomwelo. Kugwedeza kumakhalabe vuto.
Kuwonjezera apo - ndipo nkhondo ndi zonse zokhudza masamu - chonde tengani:
kunyada / chitonthozo [yang'anani onse kapena palibe]
podziwa mozama mumtima mwanu wouma kuti kuwonongekeraku kukuwononga zida zankhondo, zida, mabanja osalakwa, zomangamanga, chuma cha mayiko, zachilengedwe, kung'ung'udza kosayanjanitsika ndikupanga chisangalalo chachikulu kwa opanga mabanki akuluakulu, opanga zida ndi masenema ena, osangalala kwambiri.
Bwanji mukuganiza kuti tikupitiriza kuchita izi?
Ngati simunali ndi cholinga chochotsa mwamuna wanu wakufa kapena kukana mwana wanu wamwamuna, chonde lolani podandaula ndi manja anu kuti inu ndi chiyanjano chanu cha chikhalidwe ndi chikhalidwe sichikutha kupyolera muzithunzi zonse, hooh-rah! kuti anyamata ndi abambo akudziwilitsa unyamata wawo ndi woweruza ndi mabanja awo a mawondo amagwiritsa ntchito.
Kapena mwinamwake chifukwa cha kusowa kwa zowonjezera zonse, iye amangokhalira malo atatu, bonasi yaikulu yosayina, ndi malipiro okwanira pamwezi (kuchepetsa kuchepa). Kwa nthawi yonse imene anakhalabe wamoyo.
Koma apo pali.
Ndi zina zotero.
Ngati pali china chomwe tingachite kuti tipange moyo wanu
ngakhale kusangalala kwambiri / kudzipha pang'ono [fufuzani]
chonde lembani kalata ku adiresi yobwereza yomwe simukuchokera mu envelopu iyi. Sitidzayankha yankho lanu chifukwa sitikufuna kukhala ndi chochita ndi munthu yemwe tamutchula apa, yemwe wagwidwa ndi ma rolls. Koma inu nditero kumverera bwino pofotokozera wanu
kuthokoza / kuwotcha kufunika kwa kulipira [fufuzani]
Ngati mukugwedeza envelopu moyang'ana pansi kufunafuna ndalama, musavutike. Tikuwononga ndalama zonse zankhaninkhani zomwe tikhoza kubwereka kwa osunga ndalama omwe atchulidwa pamwambapa ndi mbadwa zanu kuti awononge nkhanza zomwe zikuchitika, zida zodula kwambiri zomwe sizigwira ntchito, kuyang'anira nyumba zonse, Hollywood ndi "mapulogalamu" ndi mabokosi a ndudu.
Monga nkhondo zathu za 7 zomwe zidasinthidwa mwalamulo ku Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Libya, Somalia ndi Niger, kalatayo yapita patali kokwanira. Tikudziwa kuti mukutanganidwa ndi ntchito zapakhomo komanso zina, ndiye tiziyimira apa. Monga wanu:
mwamuna / mwana [fufuzani]
anaima kumeneko.
Zabwino zonse! Kuchokera kwa tonsefe tikukhala onenepa ndikuseka kumbuyo kwa madesiki olimba kutali ndi malo ankhondo oyenda ntchentche komanso kuphedwa kwa anthu ena, zikomo chifukwa chogawana:
mwana wanu / mwamuna wanu
[chonde onani dongosolo losinthidwa mosasinthasintha ndipo onani bokosi limodzi, pokhapokha mutakhala ofiira)
Izi ndi zomwe zimachitika pamene mayiko samachita zomwe timawalamula kuti achite.
Lowina,
US
PS Ngati akadali mkazi wanu kapena mwana wanu yemwe "adawonongedwa" mosatayika kudziko lina lakutali palibe amene angakhoze kutchula, muli ndi analandira kalata yolakwika. Chonde lembani fomu-FU-BAR 37340982OX pa maulendo angapo ndikutumiza ku: Dept. Nkhondo Yamuyaya, Misogyny For Peace, WASH. (Wosambitsa-Wathu-Mawo-a-Iwo), DC
Pamasewero a cheerier, kondwerani kuti simunamangirire kusamalira munthu wopunduka kapena wopwetekedwa kwambiri m'banja mpaka atapwetekedwa ndi mabala awo owopsya, kapena potsirizira pake amathetsa mantha omwe mumagwira nawo potsata oposa ankhondo a 20 omwe akhala akudzipha okha maola onse a 24 kuyambira ulendo wathu woyamba wokondweretsa mu gofu Gulf kumbuyo komwe ku 1990-91.
Thandizani Otsatira Athu!
(Amene amakonda dziko lawo ndi kudzipereka kwathu timalimbikitsa komanso kulimbikitsa.)
ZINTHU ZISANU NDI ZIWIRI ZINTHU ZILIPO
Pano pali Gulu lothandizira la Jargon Porn Jargon (MPJ):
AO - Chigawo cha Ntchito
BFG - Big Fucking Gun
chiwerengero cha thupi - momwe asitikali amasunga zigoli kuti awone omwe akupambana (onani "anthu wamba")
anthu wamba - mitembo osati yunifolomu kapena ya msinkhu wamasewera, komanso iwo opunduka (mibadwo yonse)
zida zankhondo - (osakhala oyera) mizinda idawombedwa
CONUS - Continental United States
kudula - kukwapulidwa kosautsa kumaponyera mabomba m'misasa a alonda
FUBAR - Kuthamanga Pamwamba Ponse Ponse Kukonzekera
PTSD - zoopsa kwambiri zomwe zimalepheretsa ana kusewera kunja kwa droned
REMF - Kumbuyo Echelon Motherfucker
shrapnel - zipangizo zowonongeka zodzaza ndi zitsulo zakutchire, zophimba mabomba, mabotolo osweka, zowonongeka, fumbi la radioactive kuchokera ku UN munitions, nyansi za ngamila, ndi zina zotero.
mizinda yatsopano - nthawi yamabanki chifukwa chopuntha mosayenera, kenako akumanganso ma WDCs.
WDC - Dziko Lonse Lapansi
NKHONDO SIDATHANDIZA
Chotsani "Mfundo" Zowonjezera Zatsopano:
* Nkhondo 7 yopitiriza ku United States mu 2018.
* Mu nkhondo zankhondo zoyambitsa nkhondo ku 201 USA kuyambira pa WWII, 90% ya anthu onse akufa mu "nkhondo" ndi anthu wamba.
* Kuphedwa kwamphamvu kwa mafakitale kochitidwa ndi "US" kwapha anthu opitilira miliyoni, ndikuvulaza ndikusowa mabanja ambiri, mzaka zambiri zapitazi zaka 17 zapitazi. Osati kuwerengera Anthu a 2-3 miliyoni omwe anaphedwa kuchokera ku "Nkhondo Yachimereka" ku Vietnam, Cambodia ndi Laos, ndipo akupitirizabe kuphulika chifukwa cha zida zowonongeka ndi mavitamini Orange dioxins opangidwa ndi magalimoto akuluakulu okhala m'midzi. (Mwa njira ina ambiri analowetsa mu Ken Burns 'mobwerezabwereza-akubwezeretsanso mbiri yakale.) Dioxin ndiyo yachiwiri yomwe imakhala yakufa kwambiri pambuyo pa plutonium.
Zindikirani: Iraq, Afghanistan ndiGaza zapulumutsidwa ndi Agent Orange. M'malo mwake, malowa akupukutidwa ndi zowonongeka zowonongeka komanso za uranium ("bomu yonyansa"). Musatenge mimba!
* Ngati mumakhala mu CONUS ndikukhulupirira kuti mukuchita osati tikukhala m'magulu ankhondo, olimbikitsidwa 24/7 ndi zithunzi zankhondo zosavomerezeka, zolimbikitsa andale "kupha" anthu ambiri omwe sali ngati ife pafupipafupi, ndikukumana ndi anthu ovala yunifolomu kuti asazindikire kuti khalidweli ndi lopanda tanthauzo kapena losazolowereka, chonde pitani mukalankhule nanu. Koma osati patsogolo panu…
* Thandizani osunga ndalama m'mabanki ndi omwe amawathandizira pantchito zandale za "nkhondo" zopindulitsa mwa kulowa nawo lero! Kumbukirani, njira yokhayo yogonjetsera anthu okwiya omwe akumenyera nyumba zawo - komanso mabanja omwe sali osiyana ndi anu - ndi kuphana!
Kuti mumve zambiri pankhani yazakale kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi, chonde onani:
Pemphero la nkhondo ndi Kudzikonda Kwambiri Kwambiri Nkhondo - zolemba mwachidule ndi Mark Twain (ndipo mukudziwa kuti akhoza kulemba)
Nkhondo Ndi Raketi ndi USMC General Smedley Butler. (Yang'anani mphindi ya 9 YouTube.)
Nkhondo Ndi Mphamvu Imene Imatipatsa Tanthauzo ndi Chris Hedges
Kuledzeredwa ku Nkhondo (bukhu losangalatsa)
"Chifukwa Chake Timamenyana" (DVD)
KULEMBA WOLEMBA:
Ndimayesetsa kulimba mtima ndikufunsa kuti aweruzidwe ndi anthu omwe sagonjetsedwa ndi adani athu. Kugwiritsa ntchito kapena kuchotsa mwangwiro ochepa odzikweza ndi njira zochitira kubwezera chilango mu CONUS sichilungamitsa kupha kwathu mopambanitsa ana ndikukonza mizinda yonse ngati Fallujah, Mosul ndi Alleppo. Ndipo mayiko onse monga North Korea, panthawi yoyeserera ndi kuyankha yomwe "idabweza zinyalala" m'mawu ake a WWII owombera mfuti, General (Nuke 'em All) LeMay.
Ndiloledwa kutchula "mayiko ofiira" chifukwa ubale waku Tennessee udamenya nawo ma Yankees ovuta pachilumba cha Chicamauga. Ndipo adawomberedwa kuti adziteteze ku zosavomerezeka.
Mu 1970, ndinasiya ntchito yanga yomwe ndakhala ndikufunafuna kwa nthawi yayitali ku US Navy Reserves yokhudza kuphedwa kwa anthu wamba ku Vietnam komanso machitidwe olakwika omwe Mtsogoleri Wamkulu wanga anali nawo. Pambuyo pake ndinatumikira ndi gulu la amuna atatu othandiza pakagwa zadzidzidzi ku Saudi Arabia ndi Kuwait munthawi yamvula yamkuntho ya m'chipululu.
Sindidzakumbukira posachedwa minda yamoto yoyaka moto, kapena kuyendayenda ndi mabwenzi anga kudutsa m'migodi ya minda ya creosoted komanso ku Highway of Death kuyesa kupulumutsa zinyanja zamchere zomwe zikupita kumpoto kuchokera ku Africa. Zochitika izi zinandiphunzitsa kuti nkhondo zamakono ndizo osati kanema, komwe aliyense amakhala ndi nthawi yabwino ndikupita kwathu kumapeto.
William Thomas
