Dipatimenti ya boma ya Monty Python

Chithunzi: Cafe. Gome limodzi limakhala ndi gulu la Vikings atavala zipewa zanyanga.

Nthawi zonse mawu oti "nkhondo" akabwerezedwa, amayamba kuyimba ndi / kapena kuyimba.

Mwamuna ndi mkazi amalowa. Mwamunayo akusewera ndi Eric Idle, mkaziyo akusewera ndi Graham Chapman (mu kukoka), ndipo Mlembi wa boma akusewera ndi Terry Jones, nayenso akukoka.

Bambo: Wakhala pano wokondedwa.

Mkazi: Chabwino.

Munthu: M'mawa!

Secretary of State: Morning!

Munthu: Chabwino, muli ndi chiyani?

Mlembi wa boma: Chabwino, pali zilango ndi milandu; zilango kumenyedwa ndi drone ndi kuimbidwa mlandu; zilango ndi nkhondo; zilango kuyimba milandu ndi nkhondo; zilango zotsutsa kumenyedwa kwa ndege ndi nkhondo; milandu yankhondo kumenyedwa kwa ndege ndi nkhondo; zilango zankhondo milandu yankhondo ndi nkhondo; drone yankhondo imamenya milandu yankhondo pankhondo yankhondo ya cyber ndi nkhondo;

Ma Vikings: Nkhondo Yankhondo Yankhondo…

Mlembi wa boma: …ziletso za nkhondo ndi nkhondo; War War War War War War War War War, Kupha, Nkhondo Yankhondo, Nkhondo Yankhondo, yalimbana ndi kupha anthu…

Ma Vikings: Nkhondo! Nkhondo yokondeka! Nkhondo yokondeka!

Mlembi wa boma: ...

Mkazi: Kodi muli ndi chilichonse popanda nkhondo?

Secretary of State: Chabwino, pali zilango zankhondo zomenyera nkhondo ndi nkhondo, zomwe mulibe nkhondo zambiri mmenemo.

Mkazi: Sindikufuna nkhondo ILIYONSE!

Mwamuna: Chifukwa chiyani sangakhale ndi zilango zotsutsa nkhondo ndi kumenyedwa kwa drone?

Mkazi: ZIMENEZI zili ndi nkhondo!

Munthu: Kodi mulibe nkhondo yochuluka mmenemo monga kumenyedwa kwa nkhondo ndi nkhondo, sichoncho?

Ma Vikings: Nkhondo Yankhondo Yankhondo… (Crescendo kudutsa mizere ingapo yotsatira…)

Mzimayi: Kodi mungathe kuchitapo kanthu pazilango zotsutsa ndikumenyana popanda nkhondo?

Secretary of State: Urgghh!

Mkazi: Mukutanthauza chiyani 'Urgghh'? Sindimakonda nkhondo!

Ma Vikings: Nkhondo yosangalatsa! Nkhondo yodabwitsa!

Secretary of State: Khalani chete!

Ma Vikings: Nkhondo yosangalatsa! Nkhondo yodabwitsa!

Secretary of State: Khalani chete! (Ma Viking ayime) Ma Viking Amagazi! Simungakhale ndi zilango zotsutsa nkhondo ndi kumenyedwa kwa drone popanda nkhondo.

Mkazi: Sindimakonda nkhondo!

Bambo: Ssh, dear, osayambitsa mkangano. Ndikhala ndi nkhondo yanu. Zimandisangalatsa. Ndili ndi nkhondo yankhondo yankhondo nkhondo nkhondo nkhondo yolimbana ndi kupha anthu nkhondo nkhondo ndi nkhondo!

Ma Vikings: Nkhondo yankhondo yankhondo. Nkhondo yokondeka! Nkhondo yodabwitsa!

Secretary of State: Khalani chete!! Kupha anthu kowaganizirako kwatha.

Mwamuna: Kodi ndingathe kukhala ndi nkhondo yake m'malo momupha?

Secretary of State: Mukutanthauza nkhondo yankhondo yankhondo… (koma nthawi yachedwa ndipo ma Vikings amamiza mawu ake)

Ma Vikings: (Akuimba mwatsatanetsatane…) Nkhondo yankhondo yankhondo. Nkhondo yokondeka! Nkhondo yodabwitsa! Nkhondo yaaaaaaaaar nkhondo yaaaaaaaaar nkhondo. Nkhondo yokondeka! Nkhondo yokondeka! Nkhondo yokondeka! Nkhondo yokondeka! Nkhondo yokondeka! Nkhondo nkhondo nkhondo nkhondo!

 

 

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