Monty Python State Department

Qhov chaw: Cafe. Ib lub rooj yog nyob los ntawm ib pab pawg neeg Vikings hnav kaus mom hlau.

Thaum twg lo lus "kev ua tsov ua rog" rov hais dua, lawv pib hu nkauj thiab / lossis hu nkauj.

Ib tug txiv neej thiab poj niam nkag. Tus txiv neej ua si los ntawm Eric Idle, tus poj niam ua si los ntawm Graham Chapman (hauv luag), thiab Tus Tuav Ntaub Ntawv ntawm Lub Xeev tau ua si los ntawm Terry Jones, kuj yog luag.

Txiv neej: Koj zaum ntawm no, nyob zoo.

Poj niam: Yog lawm.

Txiv neej: Tag kis!

Secretary of State: Sawv ntxov!

Txiv neej: Zoo, koj muaj dab tsi?

Secretary of State: Zoo, muaj kev rau txim thiab raug foob; kev rau txim drone kev tawm tsam thiab kev foob; kev rau txim thiab tsov rog; kev rau txim rau kev foob thiab kev ua tsov ua rog; kev rau txim raug foob drone ntaus thiab ua tsov rog; tsov rog foob drone ntaus thiab tsov rog; kev ua tsov ua rog rau kev ua tsov ua rog tsov rog foob thiab tsov rog; tsov rog drone ntaus tsov rog tsov rog foob tsov rog cyber tsov rog thiab tsov rog;

Vikings: Tsov Rog Tsov Rog Tsov Rog Tsov Rog…

Tus Tuav Ntaub Ntawy Hauv Xeev: … tsov rog tsov rog kev nplua thiab tsov rog; tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog tua tua tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog...

Vikings: Tsov rog! Zoo nkauj tsov rog! Zoo nkauj tsov rog!

Tus Tuav Ntaub Ntawv ntawm Lub Xeev: ... lossis United Nations kev daws teeb meem ua ke nrog kev nkag mus, USAID daim ntawv thov Twitter cuav, CIA rhuav tshem, cob qhia cov neeg soj ntsuam zoo thiab nrog rau kev nplua rau saum thiab ua tsov rog.

Poj niam: Koj puas tau txais dab tsi tsis muaj tsov rog?

Tus Tuav Ntaub Ntawv ntawm Lub Xeev: Zoo, muaj kev rau txim rau kev ua tsov rog drone ntaus thiab ua tsov rog, uas tsis muaj kev tsov rog ntau hauv nws.

Pojniam: Kuv tsis xav ua tsov rog!

Txiv neej: Vim li cas nws tsis tuaj yeem muaj kev rau txim foob kev ua tsov ua rog thiab drone ntaus?

Poj niam: TAS tau ua tsov rog hauv nws!

Txiv neej: Tsis tau txais kev tsov rog ntau npaum li kev ua tsov rog rau kev nplua drone ntaus thiab ua tsov rog, puas yog?

Vikings: Tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog… (Crescendo dhau ob peb kab tom ntej…)

Poj niam: Koj puas tuaj yeem ua qhov kev foob foob kev ua tsov ua rog thiab drone tawm tsam yam tsis muaj tsov rog?

Secretary of State: Urgghh!

Poj niam: Koj txhais li cas 'Urgghh'? Kuv tsis nyiam tsov rog!

Vikings: Tsov rog ntxim hlub! Zoo kawg nkaus tsov rog!

Tus Tuav Ntaub Ntawy Xeev: Tsau!

Vikings: Tsov rog ntxim hlub! Zoo kawg nkaus tsov rog!

Tus Tuav Ntaub Ntawy Xeev: Tsau! (Vikings nres) Ntshav Vikings! Koj tsis tuaj yeem muaj kev rau txim foob kev ua tsov ua rog thiab drone ntaus tsis muaj tsov rog.

Poj niam: Kuv tsis nyiam tsov rog!

Txiv neej: Sshh, nyob zoo, tsis txhob ua fuss. Kuv mam li muaj koj tsov rog. Kuv hlub nws. Kuv tab tom muaj tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog rog tua tua tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog thiab tsov rog!

Vikings: Tsov Rog Tsov Rog Tsov Rog. Zoo nkauj tsov rog! Zoo kawg nkaus tsov rog!

Tus Tuav Ntaub Ntawy Teb Chaws: Kaw!! Cov phiaj xwm tua neeg raug tua.

Txiv neej: Yog li kuv puas tuaj yeem muaj nws txoj kev ua tsov rog es tsis yog lub hom phiaj kev tua neeg?

Secretary of State: Koj txhais tau tias tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog ... (tab sis nws lig dhau lawm thiab Vikings poob nws cov lus)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately…) Tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog. Zoo nkauj tsov rog! Zoo kawg nkaus tsov rog! War waaaaaaar war waaaaaaar war. Zoo nkauj tsov rog! Zoo nkauj tsov rog! Zoo nkauj tsov rog! Zoo nkauj tsov rog! Zoo nkauj tsov rog! Tsov rog tsov rog tsov rog!

 

 

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Yuav Ua Li Cas Xaus Tsov Rog

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Yog tias koj xaiv los ua ib qho nyiaj rov qab yam tsawg kawg yog $ 15 toj ib hlis, koj tuaj yeem xaiv qhov khoom plig ua tsaug. Peb ua tsaug rau peb cov neeg pub nyiaj rov qab los ntawm peb lub vev xaib.

Qhov no yog koj lub caij nyoog rau reimagine ib world beyond war
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