Paʻiʻana i Crabs a me nāʻArabia

Na David Swanson

Alakaʻi wau i kahi ola pale. Ma waho o ke kipa ʻana iā Afghanistan i ka manawa o ke kaua, ʻo ka pili kokoke loa i ka haʻuki ka mea kokoke loa i ka hana ʻino ma ka leka uila ʻana i ka hoʻoweliweli o ka make mai nā koa fanatics - a ʻo nā mea i hoʻomaloʻo loa i ka wā i lilo ai ka pelekikena i Democrat.

I ka neʻe ʻana o nāʻiole i loko o ka hale kaʻa, ua hoʻopaʻa wau iā lākou pakahi a hoʻokuʻu aku iā lākou e hele i loko o ka ulu lāʻau, ʻoiai e ʻōlelo ana ka poʻe e ʻike pinepine ana nā ʻiole i ko lākou ala, e like me ka pūʻali koa e kiʻi ana i nā pū a hoʻomaʻamaʻa mai ka US. ʻO ka pūʻali koa pinepine a hiki iā lākou ke "kū aʻe" a hoʻouka kekahi i kekahi i kekahi lā.

Ua hopu ʻia wau no ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka Hoʻololi Mua i nā manawa he nui akā ʻaʻole i hoʻāʻo kekahi e hoʻohana i ka Hoʻololi ʻĀlua iaʻu. ʻO wau ka mea lauʻai nui, e noʻonoʻo ana e lilo i vegan.

ʻO koʻu nāwaliwali ka iʻa iʻa. Akā ʻaʻohe oʻu loaʻa i nā manawa āpau. Inā ʻai wau i nā pāpaʻi, kūʻai wau iā lākou i kuke, ua ʻulaʻula ma kahi o ka polū, ua ma kahi o ka neʻe ʻana, he huahana e like me ka patus sausage a i ʻole ka granola bar ʻokoʻa wale nō.

I kēia manawa ua ʻike wau iaʻu iho ma ka hale o kahi hoaaloha ma ke kai kūʻono e waiho ana i nā hīnaʻi i loko o ka wai a huki iā lākou i waho piha i nā pāpaʻi. E ʻae kekahi i ka hoʻokipa. Kiola lākou i nā wahine. Kiola lākou i nā pēpē. Nui nā pāpaʻi, kūloko, meaola, hana ʻole ʻia. Inā ʻai wau iā lākou mai kahi hale kūʻai mai hoʻokamani wau ʻaʻole e ʻai iā lākou mai ke kai kūʻono.

Akā,ʻo kēia mau meaʻeleʻele he uliuli,ʻaʻoleʻulaʻula; holo wikiwiki,ʻaʻole naʻe. Hoʻokuʻu mākou iā lākou i loko o ka ipuhao a hoʻokuʻiʻia i loko i loko o ka pahu i ko lākou ho'āʻoʻana e pīpī, e hoʻonani ana i ko lākou manamana ma luna o ke kila. Ua maopopo loa ko lākou manaʻo, a ua hōʻaha mākou i kēlā mau manaʻo i ka wā e hoʻokuʻu ai mākou i ka poʻi ma ka ipuhao a kauʻia ma luna o ka pahu no nā mau minuke 45. He kanahākūmālima mau minuke. Loaʻa no ka hoʻonuiʻana i ka nīnau.

A lailaʻai ihola au i nā pā.

Akā, ua kahe mau ka'ōpuni i kuʻu poʻo. ʻOiaʻiʻo,ʻoi aku nā hewa ma mua o ka hoʻokamani,ʻo kaʻu mau manaʻo i'ōlelo mai ai iaʻu.

ʻO Paul Hoa Chappell ka mea hoʻolaha aloha i haʻi aku nei i kahi hui nui. Ināʻoe i pāʻani i ke ao me kaʻikeʻana i kahi kaikamahineʻelima makahiki,'ōleloʻo ia, hiki anei iāʻoe ke lawe i kahi pīhili pāhili a pepehi iā ia me ia? Ua haʻalulu nā kānaka.

ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe, i ʻōlelo ʻo ia. Akā he aha inā ʻoe i hana mai 10 mau kapuaʻi ka mamao me kahi pū, me ka huli ʻana o kona poʻo, me ka maka o kona maka, ma ke ʻano he ʻāpana ahi, a mai 100 kapuaʻi paha, me ka ʻole e ʻike iā ia, a mai kahi mokulele paha i luna, a i ʻole me ke kaohi mamao no kahi drone, a i ʻole ke kauoha ʻana i kekahi e kauoha i kekahi e kauoha i kekahi mea ʻē aʻe e hana, a me ka maopopo o ke kaikamahine he ʻāpana o ka lāhui subhuman e luku i nā poʻe maikaʻi o ka honua?

Ke heluhelu ʻo Barack Obama ma o kāna papa inoa o nā kāne, wahine, a me nā keiki ma ka Poalua a ʻohi i nā mea e make, ua ʻike ʻo ia ʻaʻole ia e hana ana i ka luku. I kona wā i luku ai i kahi keikikāne 16 mai Koloreka mai ʻo Abdulrahman kona inoa a me kona mau hoahānau ʻeono a me nā hoaaloha i pili loa iā ia i kēlā manawa, ʻo ia anei ke koho a Obama a i hala paha kāna ʻāʻī? ʻO kā John Brennan koho paha? E manaʻo mākou ua hōʻike ʻia kekahi o lākou i ka paio no ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā manamana nui o lalo i lalo.

Ua hōʻike ʻia kahi kiʻi iā lākou? Ua pena ʻia ke kiʻi o ka ʻino? Ua haʻi aku ka makuakāne o Abdulrahman i nā mea kipi. Malia paha ua hoʻopunipuni ʻo Abdulrahman i kahi hoʻokolohua biology. Maliʻa paha ʻaʻole ia i manaʻo e, akā ua ʻike ʻo ia i kahi pane a laila ʻaʻole i ʻōlelo ʻia - ʻaʻohe haipule, ʻo ia.

Inā paha i hoʻokani ʻia kahi leo i ka leo o Abdulrahman? Hiki i kāna mea pepehi kanaka, hiki i kāna mea pepehi kanaka hope loa nona ke kulekele i lele i lalo i ka hoʻokuʻi ʻana i ke pihi ma ka videogame i ʻoki ʻia, i puhi ʻia i ka make, a hoʻopaʻa ʻia a quartered iā ia i ka manawa hoʻokahi - hiki paha i kēlā kanaka ke noʻonoʻo i ka mea e loaʻa i kona leo. e like me ia i loko o kahi ipu hao nui e hoʻāʻo nei e kolo?

ʻEhiku mau hoaaloha ʻōpio e hoʻāʻo nei e ʻānai i ko lākou ala mai kahi ipu wai mahu, ʻoiai ʻo Gulliver e hoʻihoʻi iā lākou. Pākuʻi ʻia kā lākou huaʻōlelo, a ukali ʻia e nā ʻakaʻaka ʻole. Hiki iā Obama ke kuke iā lākou? A inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kuke iā lākou, pehea lā e hiki ai iā ia ke hoʻomake maʻalahi iā lākou me nā missiles, me nā haneli a me nā haneli a me nā tausani o nā mea ʻē aʻe i luku ʻia me nā ʻano mea kaua āpau ma kāna ʻoka a ma o kāna proxies a ma o nā mea i loaʻa i kāna mea kaua i hāʻawi ʻia a kūʻai aku ʻia i nā mea hoʻomake lewa ʻē aʻe?

Inā hoʻokaumahaʻia e hana i ka pepehi kanaka, ke pelekikena, ke kākau paha, a ka luna paha, a ke kuhina paha a ka lunapule paha e hana ia? A e makemake anei kakou e ku imua o ka hookamani mamuli o ke aloha i ko lakou mea mamua, ka mea e make ai? E makemake anei kākou iā lākou e ala aʻe i ka hewa o ko lākou mauʻaoʻao a haʻalele a haʻalele koke?

ʻAʻole maʻalahi ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana i ka pepehi kanaka. Hūnā pū kekahi i nā manaʻo nui ma hope o nā hoʻowalewale ʻōlinolino. E make ana nā pāpaʻi. Maopopo iā 'oe. Maopopo iaʻu. ʻIke kākou āpau ua ʻike kākou āpau. E make ana nā ʻōlio. E make ana nā pāpaʻi. Ke make nei ke kaiaolaola. A ʻo ka ʻono maikaʻi lākou, hui pū ʻia me kekahi fatalism vague e pili ana i ka overpopulation a me ka ʻeono-o-ka-hapa-a-kakini-nā-ʻāpana o ka bullshit ʻaʻole e loli i ka mea kūpono e hana ai.

ʻAʻole au eʻai hou i nā pā.

Lanakila nā kaua iā ia iho, e hoʻokumu ana i nā ʻenemi, pepehi kanaka hewa ʻole, luku i ke kaiapuni, huki i nā kūloko kīwila, hoʻomalu aupuni pilikino, hoʻokahe i nā kumuwaiwai, hoʻomake i nā ʻano like ʻole o ka pono. A ʻo ka ʻāwīwī o ka mana ʻono e hiki mai ana mai ke kauoha ʻana i nā make ma ka papa helu hōʻoia e like me ka papa kuhikuhi lawe aku i waho e hoʻololi ʻole i kekahi o kēlā.

He manawa hope loa kā mākou eʻae i ke kaua.