ʻO Harry Potter a me ka mea huna o COP26

Na David Swanson, World BEYOND War,ʻOkakopa 10, 2021

"Blimey, Harry!" i kāhea aku ai ʻo Ronald Weasley, ua kaomi kona alo i ka puka aniani, e nānā aku ana i nā kuaʻāina wikiwiki e hele ana i ke ʻano o ka ʻulaʻula o Hogwarts Express e ʻā ana i ka uahi lanahu i ka lani i kona ala ʻākau a hiki i Glasgow no ka ʻaha kūkā o COP26. "Inā ʻike ʻia ka mea huna āu e ʻike ai a ʻike ʻole ʻia e Muggles āpau, a laila pili ia i ʻike ʻia i ka hapa nui o mākou. A hāhai pū kekahi ia "- Huli ʻo Ron e alo i kāna hoa aloha e noho ana ma waena o ke keʻena kaʻaahi liʻiliʻi -" hiki iā mākou ke waiho i nā Muggles e hopohopo iā ia iho. "

“Palule ʻo Merlin!” Ua haki ʻo Hermione Granger, pani ʻO ka papa inoa piha o nā mea kūʻē hewa ʻole i ka fiction Magical me ka hiohiona o ka ukiuki hiki ʻole ke hāpai ʻia. "Inā mālama ʻo Muggles i kahi ʻaha kūkā ʻē aʻe e hoʻokau i kahi hana nāwaliwali o ka hana ʻana i ka luku ʻana i nā ola āpau ma ka honua, a ʻo ia ka 26th, a ʻo ka 25 ma mua i loaʻa ka hopena ʻē aʻe o ka mea e pono ai, a laila hahai maoli ia, "- Ua ʻōlelo lohi a akāka ʻo Hermione me he mea lā i kahi makahiki ʻekolu -" ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke waiho wale i ka Muggles e hopohopo e pili ana, a he pili paha ia i ko mākou mua aku, no ka ʻano o nā prats imbecilic hoʻoholo mākou e hana like. "

Ua ʻike ʻo Harry he pono kāna e ʻōlelo i kekahi mea, akā ma mua o ka hiki iā ia, e namunamu ana ʻo Ron, me ka waha i piha i nā rana kokoleka, kahi mea e pili ana i kona maopopo he pane paha kā Viktor Krum, e noʻonoʻo ana i ka nui o nā luawai aila i loaʻa i kona ʻohana.

“Ua lawa!” wahi a Harry, me ka nānā ʻana iā Hermione i loko o kona noho, ʻoiai ua mākaukau ʻo ia e ʻimi i kahi keʻena ʻē aʻe e noho ai. Ma ka liʻiliʻi e hiki iā mākou ke haʻi aku i kā mākou poʻe keiki ua hoʻāʻo mākou, ʻeā? ”

Ua namunamu ʻo Ron a kūlou, a ua ʻōlelo malū ʻo Hermione, "ʻAʻole au e lawe i nā keiki i loko o ka honua i piha i ka poʻe i hiki ʻole ke loaʻa i kā lākou mea hope ma hope me nā lima ʻelua a me ka ʻauana i hoʻomālamalama ʻia." Ua lawe ʻo Harry i ke ʻano hoʻoikaika nui nāna e kiʻi a hoʻomau.

"Ua ʻike mākou," i ʻōlelo ʻo Harry, "e hana ana nā Muggles i kēia mau ʻaelike nāwaliwali a ʻaʻole mālama iā lākou, ʻeā? A ua hele mākou i nā ala āpau e hiki ai iā lākou ke hoʻoikaika a noho iā lākou, ʻeā?

"ʻO ka luhi ʻana i nā hiki āpau," wahi a Hermione, "ʻaʻole loa ia he kuleana, inā ʻoe e noʻonoʻo i nā kumumanaʻo ʻelima o Snufalargin ka Snooty, i hoʻokumu mua ʻia ma ʻumikūmālima iwakālua. . . ”

"Maopopo iaʻu," wahi a Harry. “ʻO wau paha, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu, akā hoʻolohe wale wau iā ʻoe, maikaʻi? He aha inā inā kēia mea huna, ka mea huna a mākou e kuhikuhi pololei ʻia ai e ʻike, ma o ka leka i kā Hagrid's sandwich a me nā Morse Code kani o ka haki ʻana o nā ipukukui o Knight Knight, ʻike ʻia a ʻike ʻole ʻia no ka mea ʻaʻole ia he ala e hoʻoikaika ai i ke aniau naʻaupō. nā ʻaelike e like me kā lākou e hoʻohui nei i kahi mea iā lākou e nalowale ana, kahi mea maopopo e hiki ʻole i kekahi ke noʻonoʻo. "

"He leka i hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻia," wahi a Hermione. "ʻAe, ua noʻonoʻo wau i kēlā a. . . ”

"He momi?" i nīnau aku ai ʻo Ron, a nānā ʻole ʻo Hermione iā ia.

"Ua noʻonoʻo wau i kēlā," wahi a Hermione, "akā he aha ka mea i koe o nā ʻaelike e kū kūlohelohe ana i loko o lākou? Makemake wau he mea nui loa ia. ʻAʻole hiki ke ahi ahi hoʻomoana a kekahi a i ʻole ke kahua kaʻaahi. ʻAʻole hiki ke lilo i ʻoihana liʻiliʻi i loaʻa i kahi haʻalele kūikawā. Pono ia e lawa ka nui e lilo ai i mea nui e hoʻopilikia ai, kahi mea kūpono i nā hakakā āpau a mākou i hele ai i mua e kiʻi i kahi mamao, ʻaʻole e haʻi aku iā Ron. . . ”

Ua kānalua ʻo Hermione, a ua hoʻopau ʻo Ron i kāna ʻōlelo hoʻopaʻi nona. "Pololei, ʻaʻole e haʻi aʻe i koʻu lauoho." Ua hoʻihoʻi ʻo Ron i kona pāpale a kāʻei i kona poʻo ʻōlinilohi i lalo i kāna mau hoaaloha.

"Makemake au i kēlā ala," wahi a Hermione.

Ua minoʻaka ʻo Ron. "ʻAʻole oʻu manaʻo," i ʻōlelo ʻo ia. "ʻO wau e ʻōlelo inā he mea nui ia, e hāʻawi wau i kaʻu mea hema hema. . . ”

"Pono," haki i loko o Harry. “E hoʻi kāua i ka hakakā.”

Nānā ʻo Ron lāua ʻo Hermione iā ia me he mea lā ua nalowale kona manaʻo.

"ʻAʻole," wahi a Harry. “ʻAʻole au i manaʻo e hakakā mākou me kekahi. ʻO wau e, e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka manaʻo o ka hakakā. Hana mākou iā ia me nā lālā liʻiliʻi i ko mākou mau lima. Manaʻo mākou he 12 mau hoaaloha a me kahi ʻīlio he pūʻali koa nui. Akā pehea e hana ai nā Muggles? "

“ʻO kā Merlin mau kāʻei, e Harry,” i pane aku ai ʻo Hermione me ka pīhoihoi, He mau poʻokela ʻoi loa i ko mākou manaʻo, akā kūkulu mākou i kahi manaʻo o nā poʻe ʻē aʻe i hiki ʻole ke hoʻoliʻiliʻi ʻia i nā mea āpau, a hiki i kahi o ka hana maʻamau i hiki ʻole ke nānā pono iā ia. "

"E kala mai iaʻu," wahi a Ron, "hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻoluʻolu e ʻōlelo hou i kēlā ma Parseltounge, no ka mea e maʻalahi ka hoʻomaopopo ʻana i kēlā ala?"

"Pololei," wahi a Harry, me ka nānā ʻole ʻana iā Ron, "haʻi aku mākou iā Voldemort mau loa a hewa ʻole hoʻi a ʻae ʻia ʻaʻole aʻu koho ʻē aʻe e pepehi kanaka iā ia, a i ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi e loaʻa iā ia ka laki a e hoʻomake iā ia iā ia iho i ka wā e hoʻāʻo nei wau e hana. , no ka mea, manaʻoʻiʻo mākou i nā wānana a me ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana i kekahi mau mea e like me ka Pouli a me nā mea ʻē aʻe e like me ka Mālam. Akā ʻo Muggles wale nō, ke manaʻo nei wau ʻo Muggles wale nō lākou āpau, ʻeā? Hiki i nā mea ʻoi aku ke maikaʻi ke hana i nā mea maikaʻi a maikaʻi nā mea maikaʻi ʻole. Akā manaʻo lākou i ke ala a mākou e hana ai ʻoiai ʻaʻohe o lākou kumu e hana ai. ”

"A no laila," hoʻomau ʻo Hermione, "ʻaʻole pono lākou e hakakā inā koho lākou ʻaʻole e hakakā, a ʻo ke kī i kēia mau mea a pau ka nīnau āu i nīnau ai ma mua: Pehea lākou e hakakā ai?"

"ʻ,," i ʻōlelo ʻo Ron, "Maopopo iaʻu kēia mea. Lamela. ʻO wau e, pathetically maoli. ʻAʻohe hoʻowahāwahā i kou mau mākua, Hermione, akā hiki i ka slug pipi a ke kupunawahine o koʻu tūtū ke hakakā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o. . . ”

"Pololei," wahi a Harry iā Hermione, me ka hoʻomau ʻana e nānā ʻole iā Ron. “ʻAʻole lākou e hakakā me nā ʻauana a i ʻole ma ke ʻano he kanaka. Kaua lākou me kahi ʻoihana nui loa, kekahi o nā mea ʻoi loa, kekahi o nā mea kūʻai nui loa o ka ʻaila a me nā mea hoʻohaumia o ka lewa a me ka wai a me ka lepo, kahi mīkini paʻa o ka hoʻomākaukau kaua pau ʻole a nui loa a me kona ikaika ponoʻī e hoʻokumu i ka hakakā. , a nunui loa a mae i ka pepili. ”

"A he aha," ʻaneʻane ʻo Hermione i ʻuwā lanakila ai, "ua waiho mālie ʻia mai nā ʻaelike ʻilikai āpau, nā hoʻolālā Muggle āpau e kāpae i ka luku ʻana o ke aniau? ʻO kekahi o nā ala nui loa e luku ai lākou i ke aniau: nā pūʻali koa! Uku ʻia kekahi o nā Muggles e mālama i nā pūʻali koa i waho o nā ʻaelike, ʻoiaʻiʻo. A manaʻo maoli kekahi o lākou i ka mea ʻoi aku ka nui o nā kaua ma mua o ka mālama ʻana i ke ola ma ka honua. Manaʻo kekahi o lākou ʻaʻohe mea e hopohopo ai. ʻAʻole ʻike ka hapa nui o lākou i ka mea e hana nei. ”

"Kali," wahi a Ron, "ʻo ʻolua ʻelua hippies hyped-up e noi ana e lilo mākou i poʻe hana maluhia?"

Nānā ʻo Harry lāua ʻo Hermione kekahi i kekahi a laila ʻōlelo lokahi, "ʻAe!"

"Maikaʻi, maikaʻi," i ʻōlelo ai ʻo Ron. “ʻO ia ka mea maikaʻi mua āu i ʻōlelo ai mai ko mākou kau ʻana ma kēia kaʻaahi. A nānā i ka mea i loaʻa iaʻu ma kaʻu kelepona: http://cop26.info  . "